"Bitch, please aru," China taunted to his comrade Israel as the other talked about new technology, the Chinese man waving his long sleeves around a bit, "we make it, you turn it microscopic. Remember the 2010 World Fair in Shanghai, aru? That's kinda your whole presentation, talking about our relationship, aru. Don't worry your pretty little head off!"
Israel sighed and headed on to talk to America about other business. China huffed as he turned to look around for other countries. Any country but Russia that is. Creepy lil' bastard.
There was France, being a man-whore who most could not stand. Then America himself, who seemed to have just stopped talking to poor Canada to converse with Israel and leaving Canada a shadow of cellophane. England was lecturing America now about being a gentleman and France suddenly popping in with a rose to cover only what was decent and irking England by saying he wasn't a gentleman. Drowning out the wave of colorful swear words not erupting from the man's mouth, China walked out to another room.
"Can I touch them?"
"No!"
Looking over, China noticed Russia and Lithuania, the taller bending over the other and seeming to pin the brunette to the wall by sheer proximity. About to go lecture Russia about treating his subordinates, even if China's own subordinate "kids" didn't listen to him, he couldn't help but notice that Lithuania was suddenly a female nation. And he was hot.
"So cute, aru!" the ashen brunette exclaimed as he jumped between them and hugged for all he was worth.
"China! China, please," Lithuania begged with a red face, "stop this!"
"That's not fair Lithuania, China gets to motorboat you but I can't" Russia whined, appearing to be a kicked puppy.
"China!" Lithuania continued to cry as he suddenly felt Russia grab him from behind and China part his legs. "China! Russia! China! Russia!"
"Like, wake up Liet!" Poland cried, smacking his best friend as the other was sobbing in his sleep on top of his paper work. "You're ruining the ink, and it was, like, totally done in my new Pony Pink sparkly gel pen!"
Getting a hold of himself, Lithuania found he was in his small office with his best friend and what looked like the glittery words of "ponies" now imprinted on his cheek.
"Geez, I leave you for one minute to let you decide on my new idea and you fall asleep on it! This is, like, so totally not cool!"
As Poland began to scream at him, Lithuania could only think, I'm so glad it was all a dream.
Then the phone rang. It's called ID was Russia. Lithuania began sobbing again.
I suck at anything but random little stories? God fuck it!
Oh well. This idea isn't mine, it was my friend's after I got her to watch Axis. She fell in love with China, Russia, and Lithuania and her fangirl screamed for a nonexistant love triangle. China and Lithuania met once. Once. Yeah, they're totally going to suck-face.
On the other hand of the mansex spectrum, I hate the pairing of China and Russia. I hate trouble writing this is all you could say. Might do a one-shot though... any ideas?