Adventures of a Mary-Sue Slayer.
A/N: It's an idea that formed when I woke up in the middle of the night, as usual, and was scared shit-less. I wanted it out of my head, so I plan on write what everybody hates. MARY-SUE'S! Everybody has got to hate these guys, and girls. I added something that I thought might be interesting, and that is incomplete Mary-Sue's. I'll explain what it is in just a minute, oh, also, don't expect each chapter to be too long since I haven't been loyal to my 2,000 word rule.


Somewhere, in the world called Fan-Fiction, is an organization that is known as The P.K., A.K.A. Perfection Killers.

As the name said, this organization was made to destroy perfections called Mary-Sue and Gary-Stu.

It used to be a small organization since Fan-Fiction didn't have powerful Mary-Sues and such. They were perfect in only personality, so it made it quite easy for them to be eliminated.

But, as new worlds in Fan-Fiction opened up, Mary-Sue were getting powerful and are harder to deal with.

Soon, The P.K. couldn't handle them anymore and started to avoid them while they tried to save the remaining worlds that weren't infected by those Mary-Sues.

It had been working for a while, but alas, with the high population of Mary-Sues, and The P.K. being made of ordinary people, it soon became futile since the realities that were surrounding the infested world were slowly being affected.

Some worlds became barren wastelands, others had mindless zombies that will devour any attractive person in sight.

Thing were definitely not looking up for P.K., but they continued to try and protect these worlds while the scientist tried to find ways to defeat these powerful Mary-Sues.

They soon came to the conclusion that a Mary-Sue can only be defeated by another Mary-Sue.

This conclusion made their hopes of saving the worlds sink like a rock in water.

Everybody knew that a Mary-Sue cannot be controlled, since they were much too "perfect" to be controlled.

Either that, or they were too powerful or oblivious to be manipulated. Also because by the time they take a first glance at a Mary-Sue, even with their special goggles on, they would fall in love with them.

Oh the horror of Mary-Sues and their perfection... Not.

The days continued on as they were, the destruction of Fan-Fiction slowly proceeding since the Mary-Sues were too caught up with their "boyfriends" and "amazing powers", but that was until a branch of P.K., which was located in a forgotten world that held no people or name, discovered something that would help them with their battle against these so called "perfections".

They discovered a Mary-Sue that held too little appearance, flat-chested and bald, and too little personality, as she stood there all day unless she is ordered, but held amazing physical power that would somehow label her as a Mary-Sue.

They took her to the main base of P.K. to test her character coding, and found out that she had very little coding and had lots of room for more.

It didn't take them long to find out that she was a Mary-Sue in making by a random author, but was abandoned with reasons unknown to the P.K.

In Fan-Fiction, it was a universal rule that nobody can re-code a character created by anybody, hence, the scientist not being able to make themselves more powerful. But, there is a loop hole.

The rule never said that they couldn't fill the empty spaces in the characters code. So they filled her data with an appearance, a personality, and a name.

She ended up being the very first hybrid to come into existence of Fan-Fiction. And the only one who can pose as a threat to those Goddamned Mary-Sues.

Although it may take her a large amount of time, say around 4 days full, to actually eliminate the existence and influence that was inflicted on the World by Mary-Sue, she was able to escape the spells of all the Mary-Sue.

Because of her ability to kill a Mary-Sue, she was labeled as "Mary-Sue Slayer."

Some of the Worlds went back to normal, or are on the steady path to recovery, but that didn't mean that the world was completely safe.

And in that fear, the P.K. decided to do a full scanning on any world they could find for abandoned Mary-Sues.

The numbers of Complete Mary-Sues was rising ever since the first slaying, but so were the abandoned Mary-Sues.

There were countless worlds in Fan-Fiction that were infested with Mary-Sues, not just one but many, and a Mary-Sue Slayer can only deal with one Mary-Sue at a time.

Now that P.K. has found a way to eliminate the Mary-Sues, they can now say that the war has just begun.


Now, I want to say that this story will be in 1st P.O.V, since I'm unable to write in any other P.O.V. I hope you enjoyed this, and pray for the demise of these cursed Mary-Sues!

FOR JUSTICE!