Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Anime peoples. I only own the people
that I created from sh-scratch. ^^()
Author's Note: Hiiiii! I wuz bored, and thought, hey, why not twist Real World up a little bit? Anyways, the whole idea seemed like a *good* idea at the time. I mean, what the worst that could happen?
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Nine anime big-shot stars have agreed to live in a house, have their lives taped, and let YOU find out what happens nine strangers come together to live in one house. You'll find out what happens when people get rude and stop being polite, things that happen behind the scenes without the camera. Except in this world, the camera doesn't have an off button. It's Real World: Anime Style
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Real World: Anime Style
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Episode 1: Prologue: The Journey
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Knock knock.
The first Real World cast member arrives at the gigantic house in Tokyo, Japan. He runs his fingers through his lavender hair, mumbling underneath his breath.
"Stupidfriggindoorwontfrigginopen.. NeverwillIletGotenmessaroundwiththiskindastuffagain.." Knock knock. He looked down at the ground. There was an envelope. He dropped his luggage and picked it up. Inside was a key.
"*sweatdrop* Ok then..." Trunks Briefs then took the key out of the envelope and unlocked the door.
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"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"Are we-" Usagi Tsukino and Syaoran Li wandered down the streets of Tokyo. Syaoran hadn't had any intention of appearing on a TV show, much less enter in one. But, since Sakura had turned down sick- she being the one who had entered - and Tomoyo was out of town, Syaoran was begged to take her part. And no matter how much he tried, he was never able to turn Sakura down, especially with her in all sick and in bed. However, if he had any idea he would have to endure so many weeks living with a blonde idiot, he would have re-thought the offer.
"Are we there yeeeeeeeet?" Syaoran growled.
"NO. We are NOT there yet. So shut up and leave me alone." Usagi rolled her eyes and sighed, exasperatedly dragging her heavily packed bags. She thought it'd be fun to be on TV! So she had entered her name in a contest she heard about in the mall. All five inner scouts entered it, and Usagi won! With a couple of extra entries, but nobody needs to know about those, tee hee.. But still, this guy could at least be a little nicer!
"Fine. Be that way." Syaoran ignored her and kept on walking. He wondered how much longer this was going to last.
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"But Tamahome!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I'm sorry Miaka, I have to go. The winner gets 5 billion! 5 billion! I can't turn down an offer like that!"
"Winner? But this is Real World! Not Big Brother! Not Road Rules!"
"Yeah, but they've changed the rules for this show. The team will compete against other TV show teams, and each time a mission is failed or a fight is a lost, a member will have to be kicked off or put on probation. We'll also get to travel now and then, and have missions where we won't be competing. It'll go on till the whole thing is narrowed down to one person, so it's kinda like so Survivor." Tamahome said matter-of-factly, his mind more on the prize money than the rules.
"There'll be a better explanation of the rules on the show.."
"B-b-b-b-b-but TAMAHOME!!!!!!" Miaka whined, clinging Tamahome's arms.
"You can't go!!!!!!!!!"
"I gotta." Tamahome cupped his lover's face, smiling warmly, melting even Miaka's loudest cries.
"You know I'll still be with you, wherever I go." He kissed her, and then walked off, leaving a dreamy-eyed Miaka standing in the street.
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"Is it this the way?"
"I'm not sure."
"It's gotta be."
"But I'm not sure."
"IT IS alright?!"
"*sweatdrop* Alright alright." Ai Amano viciously yanked Revolution Girl Utena's arms towards the Metro.
"We take Metro 97758 right?"
"Uhm.." Ai turned around. Utena backed away. Only today would she have been pushed around by someone else. Imagine waking up at 5 o' clock in the morning being dragged out of bed by your girlfriend who had thought (with a good heart) that you needed a vacation.
"I-I was just kidding. Yeah, that's the metro alright!" Ai shook her head and turned around. The old man said Real World would be a good thing for her, since she had been in hiding. Then again, Yota said that revealing her whereabouts to the whole world wasn't exactly good, and then the old man said that no one would attack her while live, and then.... Ai shook her head. It was all so confusing....
"Hey! There it is!" Utena pointed to the approaching Metro. Ai turned around with a relieved look on her face. It was 977...............28. Oh boy. This was going to be a long day.
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"What am I doing here?"
"I'm replacing Kazuhiko with you." The man typed on the keyboard, seemingly pleased his tracking device worked.
"Who?" Ran nodded.
"Seems somebody entered Kazuhiko's name in the Real World auditions, and posed as him during interviews. We needed someone that had his attitude, and was, well, tall, dark, and handsome."
"What are you talkin' about? And what's that you're hittin'?" Ran looked up.
"You.. Don't know what a computer is?" The counterpart stared blankly at him. For the first time, Ran noticed the other man's set of clothing. They seemed oddly.. Ancient.
"Erm.. You're not Kioki Jugani?" Ran looked from the screen to the man. There was a definite difference.
"The name's Sanosuke Sugara."
"Oh no!"
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Tenchi sat in the taxi, peacefully watching villages pass the window. Peace was something he rarely got at home. He'd been quite enthusiastic about this whole Real Word thing, though he was sure his 'family' had different opinions.
The sign-up add for Real World had actually occurred in a pop-up online. He had been sitting at his computer, checking his e-mail, when the shrieks of Ayeka and Ryoko traveled upstairs.
"I do not permit you to do that!"
"And who said I needed yer permission sister?"
Tenchi had sighed and filled out the form. It was going to be a while before he could reply to his professor. After all, it wasn't like he was going to actually be cast as a member on the TV show anyways.
Or so he thought.
Here he was now, sitting in a taxi on his way to the big city of Tokyo. He thought that this was going to be pleasant experience, because, come on, the other cast members can't be THAT annoying if they made it on the show.. Could they?
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"Is this it?"
"I don't know. It's not my business anyways."
"So after I get there, you're just gonna leave me, with a bunch of strangers?"
"Yep."
"I'll probably be the oldest one there! This is a kid's show!"
"It's not a kid's show.. It's young adult." Spike was instantly whacked across the head with luggage, causing him to swerve the car to the side.
"Hey, watch it, I'm driving!"
"Why didn't you enter it then, instead of putting my name on there?!" Faye Valentine remarked angrily, sitting back down in the car, arms crossed.
"Because, you're much more attractive than I am, and will probably most likely find and get along with the bounty easier than I would."
"Oh?" Faye smirked. "And why is that?"
"This guy's straight."
"SPIKE!" He laughed.
"Sorry, couldn't resist." He threw he cigarette out into the air, the top of the car pulled back, and sped off to drop Faye at her future destination.
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Will everyone get along? What will happen to Sano? And who exactly is the bounty? Will Ai and Utena miss their ride? Find out next time on, REAL WORLD!
Author's Note: Hiiiii! I wuz bored, and thought, hey, why not twist Real World up a little bit? Anyways, the whole idea seemed like a *good* idea at the time. I mean, what the worst that could happen?
*************
Nine anime big-shot stars have agreed to live in a house, have their lives taped, and let YOU find out what happens nine strangers come together to live in one house. You'll find out what happens when people get rude and stop being polite, things that happen behind the scenes without the camera. Except in this world, the camera doesn't have an off button. It's Real World: Anime Style
*************
Real World: Anime Style
*************
Episode 1: Prologue: The Journey
*************
Knock knock.
The first Real World cast member arrives at the gigantic house in Tokyo, Japan. He runs his fingers through his lavender hair, mumbling underneath his breath.
"Stupidfriggindoorwontfrigginopen.. NeverwillIletGotenmessaroundwiththiskindastuffagain.." Knock knock. He looked down at the ground. There was an envelope. He dropped his luggage and picked it up. Inside was a key.
"*sweatdrop* Ok then..." Trunks Briefs then took the key out of the envelope and unlocked the door.
---
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"Are we-" Usagi Tsukino and Syaoran Li wandered down the streets of Tokyo. Syaoran hadn't had any intention of appearing on a TV show, much less enter in one. But, since Sakura had turned down sick- she being the one who had entered - and Tomoyo was out of town, Syaoran was begged to take her part. And no matter how much he tried, he was never able to turn Sakura down, especially with her in all sick and in bed. However, if he had any idea he would have to endure so many weeks living with a blonde idiot, he would have re-thought the offer.
"Are we there yeeeeeeeet?" Syaoran growled.
"NO. We are NOT there yet. So shut up and leave me alone." Usagi rolled her eyes and sighed, exasperatedly dragging her heavily packed bags. She thought it'd be fun to be on TV! So she had entered her name in a contest she heard about in the mall. All five inner scouts entered it, and Usagi won! With a couple of extra entries, but nobody needs to know about those, tee hee.. But still, this guy could at least be a little nicer!
"Fine. Be that way." Syaoran ignored her and kept on walking. He wondered how much longer this was going to last.
---
"But Tamahome!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I'm sorry Miaka, I have to go. The winner gets 5 billion! 5 billion! I can't turn down an offer like that!"
"Winner? But this is Real World! Not Big Brother! Not Road Rules!"
"Yeah, but they've changed the rules for this show. The team will compete against other TV show teams, and each time a mission is failed or a fight is a lost, a member will have to be kicked off or put on probation. We'll also get to travel now and then, and have missions where we won't be competing. It'll go on till the whole thing is narrowed down to one person, so it's kinda like so Survivor." Tamahome said matter-of-factly, his mind more on the prize money than the rules.
"There'll be a better explanation of the rules on the show.."
"B-b-b-b-b-but TAMAHOME!!!!!!" Miaka whined, clinging Tamahome's arms.
"You can't go!!!!!!!!!"
"I gotta." Tamahome cupped his lover's face, smiling warmly, melting even Miaka's loudest cries.
"You know I'll still be with you, wherever I go." He kissed her, and then walked off, leaving a dreamy-eyed Miaka standing in the street.
---
"Is it this the way?"
"I'm not sure."
"It's gotta be."
"But I'm not sure."
"IT IS alright?!"
"*sweatdrop* Alright alright." Ai Amano viciously yanked Revolution Girl Utena's arms towards the Metro.
"We take Metro 97758 right?"
"Uhm.." Ai turned around. Utena backed away. Only today would she have been pushed around by someone else. Imagine waking up at 5 o' clock in the morning being dragged out of bed by your girlfriend who had thought (with a good heart) that you needed a vacation.
"I-I was just kidding. Yeah, that's the metro alright!" Ai shook her head and turned around. The old man said Real World would be a good thing for her, since she had been in hiding. Then again, Yota said that revealing her whereabouts to the whole world wasn't exactly good, and then the old man said that no one would attack her while live, and then.... Ai shook her head. It was all so confusing....
"Hey! There it is!" Utena pointed to the approaching Metro. Ai turned around with a relieved look on her face. It was 977...............28. Oh boy. This was going to be a long day.
---
"What am I doing here?"
"I'm replacing Kazuhiko with you." The man typed on the keyboard, seemingly pleased his tracking device worked.
"Who?" Ran nodded.
"Seems somebody entered Kazuhiko's name in the Real World auditions, and posed as him during interviews. We needed someone that had his attitude, and was, well, tall, dark, and handsome."
"What are you talkin' about? And what's that you're hittin'?" Ran looked up.
"You.. Don't know what a computer is?" The counterpart stared blankly at him. For the first time, Ran noticed the other man's set of clothing. They seemed oddly.. Ancient.
"Erm.. You're not Kioki Jugani?" Ran looked from the screen to the man. There was a definite difference.
"The name's Sanosuke Sugara."
"Oh no!"
---
Tenchi sat in the taxi, peacefully watching villages pass the window. Peace was something he rarely got at home. He'd been quite enthusiastic about this whole Real Word thing, though he was sure his 'family' had different opinions.
The sign-up add for Real World had actually occurred in a pop-up online. He had been sitting at his computer, checking his e-mail, when the shrieks of Ayeka and Ryoko traveled upstairs.
"I do not permit you to do that!"
"And who said I needed yer permission sister?"
Tenchi had sighed and filled out the form. It was going to be a while before he could reply to his professor. After all, it wasn't like he was going to actually be cast as a member on the TV show anyways.
Or so he thought.
Here he was now, sitting in a taxi on his way to the big city of Tokyo. He thought that this was going to be pleasant experience, because, come on, the other cast members can't be THAT annoying if they made it on the show.. Could they?
---
"Is this it?"
"I don't know. It's not my business anyways."
"So after I get there, you're just gonna leave me, with a bunch of strangers?"
"Yep."
"I'll probably be the oldest one there! This is a kid's show!"
"It's not a kid's show.. It's young adult." Spike was instantly whacked across the head with luggage, causing him to swerve the car to the side.
"Hey, watch it, I'm driving!"
"Why didn't you enter it then, instead of putting my name on there?!" Faye Valentine remarked angrily, sitting back down in the car, arms crossed.
"Because, you're much more attractive than I am, and will probably most likely find and get along with the bounty easier than I would."
"Oh?" Faye smirked. "And why is that?"
"This guy's straight."
"SPIKE!" He laughed.
"Sorry, couldn't resist." He threw he cigarette out into the air, the top of the car pulled back, and sped off to drop Faye at her future destination.
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Will everyone get along? What will happen to Sano? And who exactly is the bounty? Will Ai and Utena miss their ride? Find out next time on, REAL WORLD!