Barabas: Good afternoon. Today we are going to talk about Nietzschean men
who prefer human women. Our first guest is Bolivar out of Josephine by
Napoleon.
(Audience claps)
Barabas: Hello Bolivar. So tell us, why do you prefer Human women?
Bolivar: Well, first of all, Nietzschean women often don't view us Nietzschean men as people but as sperm banks. All they care about is having the right genes for their kids, not about love or having a true relationship.
(Females in the audience boo loudly)
Bolivar: Most Nietzschean women are that way! They will regard you as inferior if something happens to you that was out of your control and will reject your love for shallow reasons. Human females on the other hand, will love you as long as you are good to them.
Barabas: Let's bring out Bolivar's human mate, Sandra
(Sandra comes out, some clap others shout "Get out Kludge")
Barabas: Hello Sandra. What made you fall for Bolivar?
Sandra: Well, under his tough exterior, there is a kind, gentle, romantic man.
Barabas: What do your parents think of your marriage to Bolivar?
Sandra: At first they didn't like him, but then they realized that he was a good man.
Barabas: Bolivar, what did your family have to say to this?
Bolivar: I've been estranged from them for a while so I didn't tell them anything.
Barabas: We will go on commercial break for now, and afterwards with a surprise guest.
Commercials
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Show returns
(Audience clapping)
Barabas: Welcome back. Our next guest is Bolivar's sister, Isabel Elizabeth out of Cleopatra by Napoleon. Who wants to get him to break up with his mate? Why?
Isabel: Kludge females are inferior! The only reason that Nietzschean men prefer kludge females is that they have lower expectations, and so it is easier to attract them. Kludge women are for Nietzschean men who are too inferior to get Nietzschean females!
Barabas: Are you calling your brother inferior?
Isabel: Yes I am. His fighting skills are terrible and he is mentally weak.
Bolivar (now angry): I am NOT inferior! Nietzschean women are just too bitchy!
*Females in audience boo*
Sandra: Human females do not have lower expectations. We just know a good thing when we see it!
Barabas: Our next guest is Caesar out of Alexandra by Nicolas.
(Caesar comes out and sits down.)
Barabas: Hello Caesar. It says here that you are from the Drago Katzov Pride , is that correct?
Caesar: Yes. Drago Kato Pride in ad house?
(Niets from Drago Katzov Pride clap and cheer.)
Barabas: It says here that you were the son of an alpha, yet you ran away from home. Why?
Caesar: Well, frankly I was just bored. I wanted adventure. So I ran away.
Barabas: and that's how you met your human mate?
Caesar: Yes. As the son of an alpha, I was used to having slaves do things for me and thus if it hadn't been for her, I would not be alive. I at first thought of her as a slave, but then I grew to respect her. She taught me how to cook, and to survive in a hostile universe. After three years of friendship we fell in love and got married. Now we have 2 children. Also, she helped me see the way.
Barabas: She
Caesar: Yes I did.
(Some in the audience boo)
Barabas: So, did your parents try bring you back?
Caesar: Yes they did. And to that end, they almost killed my mate and children. Thank the divine my family was saved.
(Some in the audience boo, some blow whistles of admiration)
Barabas: We'll be right being back after this commercial break.
Commercial Break
Announcer: This show was also brought to you by...
Pangalactic Fitness gym, with locations all over Nietzschean territory.
(Shot of gym and people exercising in it shown with male singers singing voice over song that sounds like Macho man)
Song sung by male singers:
Every guy wants to be an uber uber man
to have the kind of genes, always in demand
Fighting in the mornings, go man go!
Getting all the females, harems grow
You can best believe that, he's an uber man
ready mate with, the best chicks he can
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Uber, Uber man
I've got to be, an Uber man (I've got to be an uber)
More commercials...
TBC...................
(Audience claps)
Barabas: Hello Bolivar. So tell us, why do you prefer Human women?
Bolivar: Well, first of all, Nietzschean women often don't view us Nietzschean men as people but as sperm banks. All they care about is having the right genes for their kids, not about love or having a true relationship.
(Females in the audience boo loudly)
Bolivar: Most Nietzschean women are that way! They will regard you as inferior if something happens to you that was out of your control and will reject your love for shallow reasons. Human females on the other hand, will love you as long as you are good to them.
Barabas: Let's bring out Bolivar's human mate, Sandra
(Sandra comes out, some clap others shout "Get out Kludge")
Barabas: Hello Sandra. What made you fall for Bolivar?
Sandra: Well, under his tough exterior, there is a kind, gentle, romantic man.
Barabas: What do your parents think of your marriage to Bolivar?
Sandra: At first they didn't like him, but then they realized that he was a good man.
Barabas: Bolivar, what did your family have to say to this?
Bolivar: I've been estranged from them for a while so I didn't tell them anything.
Barabas: We will go on commercial break for now, and afterwards with a surprise guest.
Commercials
Announcer: This program was brought to you by Acme Bone Blade sharpener. For when you must be ready to fight!!
More commercials......
Show returns
(Audience clapping)
Barabas: Welcome back. Our next guest is Bolivar's sister, Isabel Elizabeth out of Cleopatra by Napoleon. Who wants to get him to break up with his mate? Why?
Isabel: Kludge females are inferior! The only reason that Nietzschean men prefer kludge females is that they have lower expectations, and so it is easier to attract them. Kludge women are for Nietzschean men who are too inferior to get Nietzschean females!
Barabas: Are you calling your brother inferior?
Isabel: Yes I am. His fighting skills are terrible and he is mentally weak.
Bolivar (now angry): I am NOT inferior! Nietzschean women are just too bitchy!
*Females in audience boo*
Sandra: Human females do not have lower expectations. We just know a good thing when we see it!
Barabas: Our next guest is Caesar out of Alexandra by Nicolas.
(Caesar comes out and sits down.)
Barabas: Hello Caesar. It says here that you are from the Drago Katzov Pride , is that correct?
Caesar: Yes. Drago Kato Pride in ad house?
(Niets from Drago Katzov Pride clap and cheer.)
Barabas: It says here that you were the son of an alpha, yet you ran away from home. Why?
Caesar: Well, frankly I was just bored. I wanted adventure. So I ran away.
Barabas: and that's how you met your human mate?
Caesar: Yes. As the son of an alpha, I was used to having slaves do things for me and thus if it hadn't been for her, I would not be alive. I at first thought of her as a slave, but then I grew to respect her. She taught me how to cook, and to survive in a hostile universe. After three years of friendship we fell in love and got married. Now we have 2 children. Also, she helped me see the way.
Barabas: She
Caesar: Yes I did.
(Some in the audience boo)
Barabas: So, did your parents try bring you back?
Caesar: Yes they did. And to that end, they almost killed my mate and children. Thank the divine my family was saved.
(Some in the audience boo, some blow whistles of admiration)
Barabas: We'll be right being back after this commercial break.
Commercial Break
Announcer: This show was also brought to you by...
Pangalactic Fitness gym, with locations all over Nietzschean territory.
(Shot of gym and people exercising in it shown with male singers singing voice over song that sounds like Macho man)
Song sung by male singers:
Every guy wants to be an uber uber man
to have the kind of genes, always in demand
Fighting in the mornings, go man go!
Getting all the females, harems grow
You can best believe that, he's an uber man
ready mate with, the best chicks he can
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Uber, Uber man
I've got to be, an Uber man (I've got to be an uber)
More commercials...
TBC...................