The 12 Days In Faery
On the first day in faery the fair folk threw at me, the Sight for the rest of my life.
On the second day in faery the fair folk threw me, two talking cats.
On the third day in faery the fair folk threw at me, three angry witches.
On the fourth day in faery the fair folk threw at me, four red cap motleys.
On the fifth day in faery the fair folk threw at me, FIVE pissed off faery queens!
On the sixth day in faery the fair folk threw at me, six hungry nixies.
On the seventh day in faery the fair folk threw at me, seven horny satyrs.
On the eighth day in faery the fair folk threw at me, eight freaky thorn guards.
On the ninth day in faery the fair folk threw at me, nine talking doors.
On the tenth day in faery the fair folk threw at me, ten jabberwockies.
On the tenth day in faery the fair folk threw at me, eleven elven sidhes.
On the twelfth day in faery the fair folk threw at me, twelve obnoxious Phookas.