Hi, this is my attempt at yet another story for those of you who've read my other I plan to make this much better (like that's
hard) this one is more like the cartoons than the the movie, in that it is kind of crazy and non-realistic, but there is still cussing
and constant well, cussing, 'cuse as Holden's grandmother says "the real money is in the dick and fart jokes..." ever wonder if
Brodie's grandmother who said "Why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free." is the same as Holden's that would mean
that Holden was related to Randal through Brodie, they're related if you haven't figured it out by now by Walt the one who got
a cat stuck up his ass, and then broke his neck trying to suck his own dick, but let's not delve into the realm of Kevin Smith
relatives and shit and get on to the story...
"What the hell does 'Nooch' mean?" the man asked Jay as he pulled out a ten to pay for his dime bag. "Shut the fuck and get
out of here!" Jay said pushing him out of the way. "God, lunchbox the customers are getting worse by the minute. 'What does
Nooch mean, who are you, what are you doing in my house..' fucking stupid ass motherfuckers." Jay and Silent Bob were
standing in front of the Quick Stop, it was getting kind of late and they had not find somewhere to crash tonight.
They walked around for a while, and walked and walked. "God, this fucking sucks!" Jay exclaimed after about 10 minutes of
walking. "Hey, look at that!" he pointed to a couch just setting in the street. "Let's take that over by Quick Stop and we can just
sleep there." Silent Bob nodded "But don't try anything funny you fucking homo. I saw how happy you looked fucking queer.
Let's go." they picked up the couch. "HEY THEY HAVE MY COUCH!!!" they heard a man yell, "SHIT!" they began to run,
then they heard cop cars. "FUCK!" Jay yelled they ran into an ally and saw a window.
Inside there was Catalan, Dante's girlfriend! WHIT TWO PAINTERS! THEY WERE HAVING A 3-WAY AN ALL
PAINTER 3-WAY!!!! They sat down the couch and watched for a while but the cops were getting close. So they had to leave
the couch there and run. They ducked into a small building with a sign that said BIG BROTHER SIGN UP...
"Hi," said the man behind the counter. "Do you want to sign up for Big Brother?" the man asked "What?" asked Jay checking
the window. "It provides a place to stay while..." the man started. "Place to stay? Cool let's go." "First you need to fill out
these paper then we'll get back you you in 4-6 week letting you know if your in." he handed Jay and Silent Bob the
applications. They filled them out as such:
Name: Jay
Age: None of you're fucking business
Mailing Address: Quick Stop
58 Leonard Ave.
Leonardo, NJ 07737-1517
Reason for applying: What's with all the fucking questions?
Name: Bob
Age : 29
Mailing Address: Wherever Jay is
Reason for applying: Applying?
Jay and Silent Bob handed over the apps. "Thank you. Now Leave." "But.." "GO!!"
Thanks for reading Part 1 if you want to contact me my ICQ# is 64026181 and
my AIM name is Jay_Brandon9
hard) this one is more like the cartoons than the the movie, in that it is kind of crazy and non-realistic, but there is still cussing
and constant well, cussing, 'cuse as Holden's grandmother says "the real money is in the dick and fart jokes..." ever wonder if
Brodie's grandmother who said "Why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free." is the same as Holden's that would mean
that Holden was related to Randal through Brodie, they're related if you haven't figured it out by now by Walt the one who got
a cat stuck up his ass, and then broke his neck trying to suck his own dick, but let's not delve into the realm of Kevin Smith
relatives and shit and get on to the story...
"What the hell does 'Nooch' mean?" the man asked Jay as he pulled out a ten to pay for his dime bag. "Shut the fuck and get
out of here!" Jay said pushing him out of the way. "God, lunchbox the customers are getting worse by the minute. 'What does
Nooch mean, who are you, what are you doing in my house..' fucking stupid ass motherfuckers." Jay and Silent Bob were
standing in front of the Quick Stop, it was getting kind of late and they had not find somewhere to crash tonight.
They walked around for a while, and walked and walked. "God, this fucking sucks!" Jay exclaimed after about 10 minutes of
walking. "Hey, look at that!" he pointed to a couch just setting in the street. "Let's take that over by Quick Stop and we can just
sleep there." Silent Bob nodded "But don't try anything funny you fucking homo. I saw how happy you looked fucking queer.
Let's go." they picked up the couch. "HEY THEY HAVE MY COUCH!!!" they heard a man yell, "SHIT!" they began to run,
then they heard cop cars. "FUCK!" Jay yelled they ran into an ally and saw a window.
Inside there was Catalan, Dante's girlfriend! WHIT TWO PAINTERS! THEY WERE HAVING A 3-WAY AN ALL
PAINTER 3-WAY!!!! They sat down the couch and watched for a while but the cops were getting close. So they had to leave
the couch there and run. They ducked into a small building with a sign that said BIG BROTHER SIGN UP...
"Hi," said the man behind the counter. "Do you want to sign up for Big Brother?" the man asked "What?" asked Jay checking
the window. "It provides a place to stay while..." the man started. "Place to stay? Cool let's go." "First you need to fill out
these paper then we'll get back you you in 4-6 week letting you know if your in." he handed Jay and Silent Bob the
applications. They filled them out as such:
Name: Jay
Age: None of you're fucking business
Mailing Address: Quick Stop
58 Leonard Ave.
Leonardo, NJ 07737-1517
Reason for applying: What's with all the fucking questions?
Name: Bob
Age : 29
Mailing Address: Wherever Jay is
Reason for applying: Applying?
Jay and Silent Bob handed over the apps. "Thank you. Now Leave." "But.." "GO!!"
Thanks for reading Part 1 if you want to contact me my ICQ# is 64026181 and
my AIM name is Jay_Brandon9