Being Jay ????
Commute:
INT: DANTE'S HOUSE:
It was a really rainy day, Dante dragged himself out of bed, he had to open QuickStop again this morning. One of these days
he was going to quit, but until then this was his life....
He pulled up in front of QuickStop humming that damn Mambo #5, song that had been in his head for like two days now. He
unlocked the doors and went through the daily routine of making the coffee, filling the newspaper stand, and all that shit,
humming that damn song the entire time.
***
Discovery:
Randal came to work about 12:00 pm that day. "You're getting here later, and, later I'm impressed." said Dante handing
Randal the movie that had been dropped off by angry customers (there were at least 15). "You know me," Randal said smiling
"I'm an overachiever." "Open the damn store," and he did.
INT: RST VIDEO, A MAN LOOKS AT MOVIES IN THE HORROR SECTION
Randal was sitting on his ass leaning back watching Degrassi Junior High, some Canadian Melodrama he heard was good. The
MAN tries to get Randals attention: "Sir, the price of this movie is rather....extensive....could you lower it just a bit? At that
moment Randal's chair breaks sending him rolling across the floor knocking over a Free Willie display that had been
un-touched for years. "Cheap peace of shit!" Randal yells "Ok, ok I'll pay full price. The man throws $100. bucks down on the
counter and runs out of the store. Randals stars dumb-struck at the hundred on the counter.
"Damn, I knew I put the dot in the wrong place.." He them turns back to the broken display. He picks it up to take it to the
back but then sees a small door behind it. "Well that's odd...."
Exploration:
EXT. QuickStop JAY and SILENT BOB approach they're usual spot. Jay carries a CD player and hit's the play button.
Mambo #5 begins to play Jay sings and dances along.
INT: RST VIDEO: DANTE and RANDAL now stand looking at the door.
"What is it?" Dante asked "I don't know but I'm going in..." Randal said looking at the door. "No, for all we know it could lead
to nothing but raw sewage!" Dante said but it was too late Randal was half-way in the small door. "Fuck," Dante followed
Randal into the door and then...
CUT TO: Jay's sight we're now seeing through Jay's eyes...
Dante (OS): Where are we?
Randal (OS): No WHO are we...
Dante: Is that Bob? OH GOD WE'RE JAY!?!
Randal: Shit, this is just like that movie...uh...
Dante: Being John Malcovicth?
Randal: Yeah....
Whale all this is going on Jay's eyes are seeing him go into the QuickStop bathroom and begin to relive himself.
Dante: So this is what's it's like to be stoned?
Randal: Yep, I bet he's like this all the time....
Dante: OH shit he's using the bathroom....he's fucking pissing on the seats!!!
Randal: Yeah and look how small his dick is....
Dante: Oh god he's not doing what I think he's doing...
Randal: EWWWW!!!
Jay's sight: Jay has begun Jacking off praises like "Who's your daddy, Gimmie it baby, and strangely enough the Meow Mix
theme are heard mumbled through Jay's mouth.
CUT TO: INT: QUICKSTOP Dante and RANDAL fall through the air.
Dante: Fuck....
Commute:
INT: DANTE'S HOUSE:
It was a really rainy day, Dante dragged himself out of bed, he had to open QuickStop again this morning. One of these days
he was going to quit, but until then this was his life....
He pulled up in front of QuickStop humming that damn Mambo #5, song that had been in his head for like two days now. He
unlocked the doors and went through the daily routine of making the coffee, filling the newspaper stand, and all that shit,
humming that damn song the entire time.
***
Discovery:
Randal came to work about 12:00 pm that day. "You're getting here later, and, later I'm impressed." said Dante handing
Randal the movie that had been dropped off by angry customers (there were at least 15). "You know me," Randal said smiling
"I'm an overachiever." "Open the damn store," and he did.
INT: RST VIDEO, A MAN LOOKS AT MOVIES IN THE HORROR SECTION
Randal was sitting on his ass leaning back watching Degrassi Junior High, some Canadian Melodrama he heard was good. The
MAN tries to get Randals attention: "Sir, the price of this movie is rather....extensive....could you lower it just a bit? At that
moment Randal's chair breaks sending him rolling across the floor knocking over a Free Willie display that had been
un-touched for years. "Cheap peace of shit!" Randal yells "Ok, ok I'll pay full price. The man throws $100. bucks down on the
counter and runs out of the store. Randals stars dumb-struck at the hundred on the counter.
"Damn, I knew I put the dot in the wrong place.." He them turns back to the broken display. He picks it up to take it to the
back but then sees a small door behind it. "Well that's odd...."
Exploration:
EXT. QuickStop JAY and SILENT BOB approach they're usual spot. Jay carries a CD player and hit's the play button.
Mambo #5 begins to play Jay sings and dances along.
INT: RST VIDEO: DANTE and RANDAL now stand looking at the door.
"What is it?" Dante asked "I don't know but I'm going in..." Randal said looking at the door. "No, for all we know it could lead
to nothing but raw sewage!" Dante said but it was too late Randal was half-way in the small door. "Fuck," Dante followed
Randal into the door and then...
CUT TO: Jay's sight we're now seeing through Jay's eyes...
Dante (OS): Where are we?
Randal (OS): No WHO are we...
Dante: Is that Bob? OH GOD WE'RE JAY!?!
Randal: Shit, this is just like that movie...uh...
Dante: Being John Malcovicth?
Randal: Yeah....
Whale all this is going on Jay's eyes are seeing him go into the QuickStop bathroom and begin to relive himself.
Dante: So this is what's it's like to be stoned?
Randal: Yep, I bet he's like this all the time....
Dante: OH shit he's using the bathroom....he's fucking pissing on the seats!!!
Randal: Yeah and look how small his dick is....
Dante: Oh god he's not doing what I think he's doing...
Randal: EWWWW!!!
Jay's sight: Jay has begun Jacking off praises like "Who's your daddy, Gimmie it baby, and strangely enough the Meow Mix
theme are heard mumbled through Jay's mouth.
CUT TO: INT: QUICKSTOP Dante and RANDAL fall through the air.
Dante: Fuck....