Author's Notes: Just a bit of humor from someone who has dabbled in Trigun drabbles. I humbly offer this first effort to the FMA section.
Edward Elric's Drabble by Sailor Lilith-chan
"Big brother, please don't get offended by it," the suit of armor that was Alphonse Elric said, trying to hold his brother back.
Edward fumed, "WHO'S SO SMALL THAT HIS STORY CAN BE TOLD IN ONLY ONE HUNDRED WORDS?"
"Big brother!"
"WHO'S SO SMALL HE WOULD GET LOST BETWEEN WORDS ONE HUNDRED AND ONE HUNDRED AND ONE?"
"Big brother, the concept has been used by various authors. A drabble. One hundred words… no more, no less."
"WHO'S SO PETITE THAT ONLY A DRABBLE AUTHOR COULD WRITE HIM?"
"Big brother, we could run out of…"
"Words?"
"Bingo. And you ruined it."