A/N: Writer's Block has consumed me once more!!! It took me soooo long to get this story up because I had NO CLUE as of how I was going to open it up. So, I thought about a simple prologue. I really hope that you like it because I really struggled through it. The Writer's Block thing is really killing me. The only thing I love about it is that I always emerge as a better writer. Let's hope this block wears off soon. Happy Reading!

"This is gorgeous." Camilla said as she looked around the beautiful French restaurant that Jet had taken her for their one year anniversary.

Jet smiled as he pulled Camilla chair out, allowing her to sit.

"Why, thank you, honey." She said as she dipped down into her seat.

Jet walked around Camilla's seat, sitting into his own seat and placing his hands onto the table. "Oh, don't thank me. I picked this restaurant just for you."

"Aw." Camilla smiled as she gently placed her hand atop of her husband's.

"Monsieur and Madam Black?" The black haired, tall and slim maître d' stood in front of Jet and Camilla's table with a white cloth over his arm and a bottle of champagne in his hand. "Are we ready to order?"

"Oh," Jet took possession of both menus. "We're ready to order. We'd like…"

As Jet ordered his and Camilla's entrees, she couldn't help but think about the Bebop --- and what shape it was in. Faye had moved into the Bebop a year ago and it had become two times worse than before. Faye was like another Spike. Lazy. Always hungry. Always complaining. And Camilla's biggest peeve. Completely filthy! Getting them out of her ship was on her top priorities list. But as of how to do it? No clue…for now.

Clothes were strolled everywhere. Plates of food were on the shelves and on the tables. Faye was snuggled under Spike's arm as they watched Way of the Dragon.

"God, he is so sexy." Faye mumbled as she licked her lips and watched as Bruce Lee flexed his muscles on the balcony of Chen's apartment.

Spike immediately shot an upset look at her. "What about me?"

"Oh, honey, you're sexy, too, it's just…."

"Just what?"

"Bruce Lee is sexy in a…. I-know-I-can't-have-him sort of way."

Spike looked up at the ceiling for a moment as he thought. He finally flipped his head back to Faye. "What are you talking about?"

"Nothing, honey, nothing." Faye placed her index finger onto Spike's lips. "Just…. Relaaax…"

Faye clicked the television off as she slowly straddled Spike on the couch. Spike gave her a cocky smile, wanting exactly what she was ready to give him.

"Don't you think three times today is enough?" Spike playfully whispered in Faye's ear.

"Of course not, Spiegel." She whispered in response, teasingly sucking different parts of his neck.

BAM! The front door of the Bebop flew open to reveal a horrified Camilla and a tired looking Jet.

Faye and Spike immediately fell off the couch, startled by Jet and Camilla's sudden entrance.

"Shit! You ever heard of knocking?" Spike asked as he quickly stood up from the floor.

Camilla ran into the living room, looking around at the messy state it was currently in. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THIS SHIP???"

Spike casually looked around the living room. "Nothin'. What's the big deal?"

Camilla looked at him as if he had five heads. "WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??? LOOK! THERE'S CLOTHES EVERYWHERE! FOOD, EVERYWHERE!"

"Camilla, calm down." Faye said as she walked stood next to her boyfriend.

"No!" Camilla furiously shook her head. "I will not! I can't believe the state that you have this ship in!"

Camilla suddenly felt two strong and cold hands clasp upon her bare shoulders. "We're going to bed."

All three crew members looked up at the more-than-tired looking Jet.

Camilla quickly turned around to face Jet. "Jet, LOOK AT THE BEBOP! LOOK AT IT!"

"I see it, now let's just go to bed, okay?"

Camilla shook her head. She didn't want to submit to Jet, but Jet was always more reasonable than she. "Okay. Fine. Let's go. Good night, you two."

Spike and Faye gave Camilla playful smiles and mock waves. "Goo'night! Don't let the bed bugs bite!" They responded in unison.

Camilla and Jet slowly walked to their room, Spike and Faye following them with their eyes. As soon as they met their bedroom door, Camilla quickly turned around to face the couple again.

"And to you two again, the people in this ship have ears, so QUIET DOWN AT NIGHT! I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING YOU TWO ARE DOI - "

"CAMILLA!"

"Fine!" Camilla rolled her eyes at the pair and shook her head, slamming her bedroom door shut.

Spike and Faye looked at each other and shrugged, laughing at their over reacting crew member.

A/N: Eh...I know. Simple. Well, this is just a prologue so expect waaaay more later in the story....tootlez!