Chapter 1, Naruto meets Sammy the Squirrel
(THIS IS NARUTO, NOT NARUTO SHIPPUDEN)
Naruto: Ugh! Why is Kakashi Sensei always late! He's the one who tells us when to be here, then he is always like a half an hour late!
Sasuke: Shut up loser, your complaining won't do anything except give me a headache..
Naruto: Yeah,well...maybe i WANT to give you a headache! Your calling me a loser when i...
Sasuke:(gives Naruto an evil glare) Do you WANT to die?
Naruto: Bring it on Emo boy!
Sasuke: I AM NOT EMO! I am just very depressed and think it's fun when i cut myself!
(Naruto and Sasuke keep fighting)
Sakura: Will you both just be quiet? I think some one is coming!
(Everyone looks around when suddenly a squirrel appears)
Squirrel: H-Hello T-There M-My Name is S-S-Sammy the Squirrel. Which one of you i-s-s N-N-Naruto?
Naruto: That would be MEE! Wow! Are you a magical squirrel! can i poke you? (Naruto starts poking the squirrel, when suddenly the squirrel Roundhouse kicks Naruto across the face)OWW! What was that FOR! Evil squirrel! EVILL!
Squirrel: I-Is he always like t-this?
Sasuke&Sakura: Yup.
Naruto: Hey funny squirrel thats sounds drunk, what do you want?
Squirrel: That is right! (crazy laugh) N-Naruto Come w-with MEEEEE!
Sakura:You crazy squirrel we won't let you take Naruto! How do we know your not Itachi in a Squirrel costume!
(Of course when Sasuke heard the name "Itachi" He got in the feedle position and started screaming "I WILL GET MY REVENGE!" Like some lunatic)
Naruto: Hey look i randomly found a frying pan!
Squirrel: Can i s-see t-that for a s-second please?
Naruto: Ok! Sharing is Caaaaring!
(Well the squirrel whacks Sakura upside the head with it and starts walking toward the Hidden Leaf)
Naruto: So we just lave Sasuke here?
Squirrel: Y-Yes, why?
Naruto: Awesome! Hey wait a sec…
( Naruto randomly takes out a video camera and video tapes Sasuke in the Feedle position)
Naruto: Hey can we stop at a post office first? I need to mail something to the Akatsuki. Heh heh. .
Squirrel: Look that can wait. I have something better in mind. You like, no, LOVE ramen, C-correct Naruto?
Naruto: RAMEN! OF COURSE! I like Chicken flavored ramen and Miso flavored ramen and Barbeque flavored ramen and…
Squirrel: I get the point…A-Any who, don't you hate paying for ramen?
Naruto: Not really, it's not that expensive…
Squirrel: Lets put it this way. What if you could have all the ramen in all of the local ramen shop?
Naruto: REALLY? How? I am kinda broke at the time so..
Squirrel: We rob it
Naruto:We WHAT! Are you crazy! Choji wouldn'tt rob a store if he was starving!
Squirrel: Then whos that?
Choji: GIVE ME THE RAMEN! THIS IS A ROBBERY! NOW!
Naruto: What the heck! Choji what are you doing!
Sasuke: Isn't it obvious? Hes robbing the Ramen Shop! DUH!
(There sat Sasuke in a pink frilly dress with a tiarra on, in a carriage with flowers in his hand)
Naruto:SASUKE! W-What is going on? So your not emo..your GAY! And weren't you in the feedle position?
Sasuke: Who said I wasn't emo?
(Sasuke starts cutting himself with a kunai)
Naruto: What the…Sakura is that you?
(Sakura sat in a box covered in all sorta crap trying to keep Sammy the squirrel still over a fire)
Naruto: Put Sammy down! Sakura you're a..a..hobo?
Sammy: HELP!
Sasuke: Does this dress make me look fat?
Choji: GIMME THE RAMEN!
Sakura: I like Bumble Bee, Bumble Bee Tuna, i…
Naruto: EVERYONE SHUT UP!
Everyone: …..
Sasuke: Should I paint my nails pink or red?
Naruto: AHHHHH!
Voice: Naruto? Naruto wake up!
Naruto: No! Don't paint your nails Sasuke! I'm BEGGING you! Sakura stop roasting Sammy the Squirrel! Choji STOP robbing the Ramen shop!
(Naruto comes to)
Sasuke: What the muffin are you talking about?
Sakura: What are you talking abou me roasting Jeffery the squirrel?
Sasuke: And me painting my nails?
Naruto: Well Sasuke was Gay and Emo, Sakura was a hobo roasting a squirrel named SAMMy not JEFFERY and Choji was robbing a Ramen Shop!
Everyone: …
(choji comes outta no where)
Everyone: Get him!
Sasuke: WAIT! One lat thing!
(everyone turns around)
Sasuke: Does this dress make me look fat?
Hey everyone! I hope you enjoyed this story. This was my very first story on Team seven…yes and a squirrel. Any was what do you think? Is Sasuke Gay or Emo…Or both? I DO NOT OWN NARUTO, MASASHI KISHIMOTO DOES. AND NO OFFENSE TO NARUTO, SASUKE, SAKURA OR CHOJI. I LOVE THEM ALL!