Curing the Bored ness! Uranus sneaks into the Palace!
By Knifey Utensil
Idea by Jeni, Katy, and everyone else who told me bout this ^_^v
Song to listen to during this: "La Soldier!" from Seramyu.. any version works ^^;;
Uranus laid there sprawled on the couch in her and Neptune's elegant and lonely mansion some odd miles away from the Crystal Palace. Uranus looked, well, bored. She and Neptune, along with the other Outer Senshi were not allowed to come openly into the Palace due to the birth of Small Lady.
Uranus cursed. She was bored! Neptune was off on one of her important meetings leaving the senshi of wind with nothing to do. They had already circled the world ninety times! Sheesh! 900 years away from any of the Inners! Any of the fun!
She slowly grinned. Jumping up from her spot on the couch she practically tore down the walls running to find Neptune's collection of Myu wigs. She held up proudly one long black haired wig from a massive pile and shouted.
"Yes! I found it!" Uranus worked her short blonde hairs under the wig till it looked real enough so she could pass it off as her real hair. She pulled out one of Neptune's failed dresses with floral print and pulled it over her head. She could see it now! The lights! The action! The attractive women in mini-skirt-fuku! She cackled her way to her car and sped off into the direction of the Crystal Palace.
MEANWHILE! AT THE PALACE!!
"Queen! Your new masseuse is here!" One of the servants shouted. The queen nodded. Serenity turned a corner and headed towards the room the new girl was waiting. 'I could really use a massage today', she thought, 'It's a shame I must always keep my guard up around strangers.' Strangely, though, today felt different, and as soon as she opened the door she saw why.
"Oh well, hullo, my dearest queen." A woman with long black hair (strangely wire-like) replied upon hearing the door open and bowed deeply. Her voice was deep but heavily accented with a pinch of something she'd heard before.
Serenity stood there a moment in shock. The face looked too familiar. Too narrow, too sleek, almost male yet not. Serenity smiled and glanced out the window before closing the blind. She took off her robe while the black haired rubbed her hands in lotion. Serenity knew who this woman was; the sport car in front of the palace only could belong to one blonde haired wind senshi. But she kept silent, she had known it was Uranus who was under the disguise, she just couldn't believe herself once she saw that car. Oh, how she'd enjoy this outcome.
Uranus, still wearing the wig, worked on the naked queen's back and purred and hummed softly while she worked out the knots. As soon as Uranus reached to pull the towel off the queen there was a tap on the window.
"You!" Uranus shrieked. Ninja clothing clad Neptune burst into the room!
"DAMN IT HARUKA!" Neptune shouted. "What the hell?! I leave for 3 days and you run off and now you're in here with a naked Serenity!"
King Endymion raced into the room, ready for battle. "Who are you two?!"
Uranus ripped off her wig and whined to Neptune, ignoring the King's demand. "I WAS BORRRREDDD!!" Uranus slumped against the wall as Ninja Neptune frowned.
"Oh." Endymion stood there then heard footsteps running towards the room. Uranus put the wig back on and followed ninja Neptune with a single strand of aqua hair hanging out from her hoody. They both jumped out the 4-story window and ran quickly to Uranus' car and drove off.
THE END!
Ok that was random and nifty ne? THANK YOU JENI-MAMA! More to come soon!
By Knifey Utensil
Idea by Jeni, Katy, and everyone else who told me bout this ^_^v
Song to listen to during this: "La Soldier!" from Seramyu.. any version works ^^;;
Uranus laid there sprawled on the couch in her and Neptune's elegant and lonely mansion some odd miles away from the Crystal Palace. Uranus looked, well, bored. She and Neptune, along with the other Outer Senshi were not allowed to come openly into the Palace due to the birth of Small Lady.
Uranus cursed. She was bored! Neptune was off on one of her important meetings leaving the senshi of wind with nothing to do. They had already circled the world ninety times! Sheesh! 900 years away from any of the Inners! Any of the fun!
She slowly grinned. Jumping up from her spot on the couch she practically tore down the walls running to find Neptune's collection of Myu wigs. She held up proudly one long black haired wig from a massive pile and shouted.
"Yes! I found it!" Uranus worked her short blonde hairs under the wig till it looked real enough so she could pass it off as her real hair. She pulled out one of Neptune's failed dresses with floral print and pulled it over her head. She could see it now! The lights! The action! The attractive women in mini-skirt-fuku! She cackled her way to her car and sped off into the direction of the Crystal Palace.
MEANWHILE! AT THE PALACE!!
"Queen! Your new masseuse is here!" One of the servants shouted. The queen nodded. Serenity turned a corner and headed towards the room the new girl was waiting. 'I could really use a massage today', she thought, 'It's a shame I must always keep my guard up around strangers.' Strangely, though, today felt different, and as soon as she opened the door she saw why.
"Oh well, hullo, my dearest queen." A woman with long black hair (strangely wire-like) replied upon hearing the door open and bowed deeply. Her voice was deep but heavily accented with a pinch of something she'd heard before.
Serenity stood there a moment in shock. The face looked too familiar. Too narrow, too sleek, almost male yet not. Serenity smiled and glanced out the window before closing the blind. She took off her robe while the black haired rubbed her hands in lotion. Serenity knew who this woman was; the sport car in front of the palace only could belong to one blonde haired wind senshi. But she kept silent, she had known it was Uranus who was under the disguise, she just couldn't believe herself once she saw that car. Oh, how she'd enjoy this outcome.
Uranus, still wearing the wig, worked on the naked queen's back and purred and hummed softly while she worked out the knots. As soon as Uranus reached to pull the towel off the queen there was a tap on the window.
"You!" Uranus shrieked. Ninja clothing clad Neptune burst into the room!
"DAMN IT HARUKA!" Neptune shouted. "What the hell?! I leave for 3 days and you run off and now you're in here with a naked Serenity!"
King Endymion raced into the room, ready for battle. "Who are you two?!"
Uranus ripped off her wig and whined to Neptune, ignoring the King's demand. "I WAS BORRRREDDD!!" Uranus slumped against the wall as Ninja Neptune frowned.
"Oh." Endymion stood there then heard footsteps running towards the room. Uranus put the wig back on and followed ninja Neptune with a single strand of aqua hair hanging out from her hoody. They both jumped out the 4-story window and ran quickly to Uranus' car and drove off.
THE END!
Ok that was random and nifty ne? THANK YOU JENI-MAMA! More to come soon!
