The switch
In the alteration universe, where the divas of the WWE were the ones who get most of the spotlight… and the superstars get a little less. This turns into a battle of the sexes.
All of the guys are in the lockeroom, CM punk doing push-ups in the corner of the lockeroom.
John cena walks over there and asks "what are you doing"
"Getting ready for our match tonight." CM punk responds back.
"Why bother, all of the male matches are like 1-2 minutes long anyway" John snapped back.
"Well, at least we have segments."
"Not really bro, even when we do have segments, there only about 30 seconds in there, then they cut to the divas." Zach Ryder joined in on the debate.
"The divas" the three of them said in disgust.
They and every other superstar had something to say about the divas.
"People think they're so great just because they're couple of women that can wrestle." Dolph Ziggler let out.
"What makes them so special anyway?" Randy Orton commented.
"Because we're as skilled as we are beautiful." The divas said as they walked in.
There they were Beth phoenix, Eve Torres, Kelly Kelly, Natalya, and Alicia fox. Number zero to the superstars, but number one in the fans hearts.
"What do you all want?" Randy Orton demanded an answer
"We came over here to say to Vince McMahon said that you guys need to pack up your stuff and get out because this is our new lockeroom now." Beth said in response.
"Then where are we supposed to change at."
"Don't know, don't really care."
"Hey I know where they can get changed at." Kelly Kelly suggested.
Minutes later, the boys found themselves sitting in their new lockeroom/ janitor's closet.
"This sucks, you guys." CM punk said. "Why do we have to take this from them, they're just a couple of girls."
"Because this beats not even being able to be on the show." John cena said with pity in his voice.
"Well, I'm sick of this, I think we should do something about this once and for all." CM said with enthusiasm in his voice.
"Yeah, well, what's your plan then, punk? Randy said in a skeptical way.
Punk moved in to explain the plan. And the more he talked, the more the superstars liked.