"Jaceb Jaceb where are you?" a sexy gothic voice said from the dark trees.
Jaceb turned around. He had been washing sadly in the creeks of la push like the Indians do see the movies for reference.
"Um are you a ghost?" Jacab asked sensitively.
"No." said Edward. Suddenly he and emmet and Carlile turned into werewolves. Then they rapped Jacob. "My god this is so good!" Jacon said. Suddenly Carlile turned into a snake and went into his butt. Edward gave him some head and emmerly kissed his Indian skin tenderly.
"This is IRONIC!" said Jacon.
A/N: Get it?