Dear readers,

I have some things to tell you before you continue reading this fanfiction. They are important and should you skip this, you might get slightly confused as to which character represents who. That is a bad scenario that I myself do not wish upon you.

If you are reading this, I assume you have either watched the TV series Skins. I am writing this based off of the UK version of the show. I have assigned suitable characters from Homestuck to the characters in Skins. The list is below.

Tony Stonem – Dave Strider

Sid Jenkins – John Egbert

Jal Fazer – Rose Lalonde

Maxxie Oliver – Dirk Strider

Michelle Richardson – Vriska Serket (However, she will go by the name 'Victoria' in this story.)

Anwar Kharral – Eridan Ampora (Who will go by the name 'Elliot.')

Cassie Ainsworth – Jade Harley

Effy Stonem – Roxy Lalonde

Sketch (Lucy) – Terezi Pyrope (Who will go by the name 'Tessa.')

Abigail Stock - Kanaya Maryam (Who will go by the name 'Katie.')

For the purpose of this fanfiction and in order for it to work, characters who have never met or talked before in Homestuck will be friends in this – due to me trying to match characters based mainly on their personality and how they act. Some characters are related despite not being so in Homestuck. Along with this, they all have parents or have had parents previously.

If you have not watched Skins (UK) or at least the US version, then you will be completely and utterly confused to the point of no return by this.

W A R N I N G

This fanfiction contains:

Mild drug use

Explicit language

Sexual content

I highly suggest if you are offended by any of the above, you do not proceed or proceed with extreme caution. Reader discretion is advised. If you are under the age of 18 years, this might be inappropriate for you, I recommend leaving this page and going to read something else.

If you have reached this point, congratulations. You are now aware of the trauma you may face whilst reading. It would be appreciated greatly if you could leave a review. Constructive criticism is more than welcome.

Your faithfully,

The author.