DISCLAIMER: I don't own Digimon and I'm sure Edgar Alan Poe is turning over in his grave as we speak . . .
Serious Kari, T.K. and Mimi bashing, plus some very "mature themes", you have been warned. If you like them and don't have a sense of humor I suggest you leave now, 'cause frankly, I don't want your flames. Otherwise, continue on reading!
-Tai Luva
Once upon a midnight dreary
Davis was acting rather queerly
When asked about the recent soccer score
He sat there only blinking, it must be said he wasn't thinking, he looked as
if he'd been drinking, drinking on his bedroom floor
Saying only, "she's a whore."
Ah distinctly I remember
It was in the bleak December
that he had to whack his member
There upon his bedroom floor
Though this might have seemed quite ordinary, it in fact was extraordinary, for
his girlfriend Kari left him - left him yanking on his core
Saying only, "she's a whore"
It seemed she had been banging
With a boy who had been hanging,
Hanging 'round her apartment door.
Not a moment's thought was paid, to her boyfriend as she was laid, and she
thought she had it made, while she screamed for more
Davis heard her through the floor
And muttered only, "she's a whore"
Now as he whacked his member
Enraged with a vicious temper
He plotted out a war
For TK had been misleading, and his actions with Kari he'd been
keeping while together they were sleeping, they didn't know what was in store
For that bastard and that whore.
There was only one he could call
A person assured to know all,
Mimi Tachikawa, the supreme queen whore
"Hello Sugar" she said flirting, and his member started hurting, and from his
mouth came blurting, his statement from before,
"Kari Kamiya is a whore."
"But she can't be greater than I?"
That indignant shocked slut did cry,
"For I've fucked Matt, Izzy, Joe and Tai,
and left them wanting more!"
"But that's clearly not the question, and I've got a sad confession, I've
forgot the new D-destined. Even though TK's a bore,
I'll show them all who's a true whore."
And so for a good measure
She banged TK at her leisure
And filled him with such pleasure
He forgot his former whore
Now Davis is living his dream, and it's he who makes Kari scream, while TK
phones Mimi's machine, with the same message as before,
Saying just, "I want a whore!"
-Tai Luva
Man I'm seriously screwed up when I have too little sleep. Hope you liked it! Oh, and if you're a fan of insane crap like this, try visiting my site, it's www.geocities.com/tais_gurl2000. See y'all later ^_^