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Hey fellow readers, I had been looking at some parodies and thought about this little story. This will end when I feel like it should end so I have no idea how many chapters there will be. Some of these ideas may be redundant some may not. I have been gathering some input on what I should write up next and that is sorta in the works right now.

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Please note: This is my try at humor I may not be good at it but it all depends on you guys.

#1 Welcome to the life of Vaati

Vaati sat back in his throne, obviously tired of dealing with everything. He didn't want to know what everyone was doing, he simply didn't care, just so long as they didn't bug him.

He had recently kidnapped the latest princess of Hyrule, and at least she was nice enough to leave him alone. He didn't recall her ever trying to take one step out of her room, even though she was free to roam about his glorious palace.

"I guess I should try to get her to come out of her room, though that's not going to be easy, now is it?" Vaati rolled his eyes as the thought of another thing to do came to mind.

"Hey Vaati?"

The Wind Mage turned his head to Shadow, the one thats always the cause of his annoyed attitude, or well most of the times.

"Damn good looks..." Vaati whispered to himself. "What? What is it that you would want?" Vaati noticed how Shadow smirked at him, obviously happy with whatever it was that he was about to tell Vaati.

"Rumor has it that Ghirahim is coming over to stay for a few months. He's meant to arrive tonight." Shadow now gave a toothy smirk as he saw Vaati widen his eyes.

The Wind Mage slumped back and gave a weak chuckle. "What makes him think he could stay here without my knowing- what makes him think we're friends?" Vaati narrowed his one visible red eye.

"I have simply no idea, Lord Vaati..." Shadow shrugged and walked away, Vaati could hear faint laughter as the shadow walked away.

"Dear Nayru," Vaati began in a calm blank expression. "Why would you even... why me?" Vaati clawed at the armrests of his throne and got up just in time to see Ghirahim waltz in.

"Oh yeah, sorry my Lord! Ghirahim is due to arrive now!" Shadow's voice called out in a sarcastic tone.

"Shadow, don't you dare bother showing your repulsive face later!" Vaati called out and then calmly turned to greet the Demon Lord with an insincere smile.

"

What do you want Ghirahim?" Vaati began in a warning tone, Ghirahim gave a look of disapproval and then switched it when he decided to let it go.

"Oh nothing important Vaats... Just thought I'd stop by since you're so close to success. Thought I'd capture the look on your face once Zelda's gone." Ghirahim gave a nasty grin and patted Vaati on the back.

Vaati backed away, which only caused the white haired man to laugh somewhat maniacally.

"Was that some sort of hint? Do you take me as some sort of idiot? Why are you really here for?!" Vaati snarled./ "For that second one, yes, and I already told you. Go about what you were doing, I am only going to observe. Nothing wrong with that, right?"

Vaati took on an exasperated expression and glared warningly at Ghirahim before turning and walking away.

Before Ghirahim could find a seat however, he spotted one flittering object flying near him. He turned his head to find a sentry staring at him in a repulsed way.

"Va-"

"There is no way I am leaving you alone to do whatever the hell you want in my palace!" Vaati's voice rang off in the distance./ Ghirahim sighed and rolled his eyes. "What an annoying thing you are..." The Demon Lord dodged a laser shot and gave a warning chuckle.

Vaati kept full attention on Ghirahim at all times and his face and shoulders began to grow sore from all the tense.

The sun was already down and, so far, all the Demon Lord did was just go through every room and went through his stuff. He had even tried on his clothes for Pete's sake!

Ghirahim, with one of Vaati's dark purple capes still clipped around him, made his way to Zelda's room.

"Oh no..." Vaati recognized the hall and listened closely to what Ghirahim was saying.

"Now where is that darling girl that Vaati is so proud of?"

Vaati cut off the sentry and ran out of the library. "No! He's going to scare her even more."

Vaati thought back to what had happened earlier when he had tried to coax the princess to at least say something to him.

Zelda had just stared at him and shrunk back when he made so much of a step towards her.

"Why the hell am I running? I am a damned sorcerer!" Vaati face palmed and snapped his fingers.

Vaati reappeared near Zelda's room. "Where is that.. that... whats a word to describe him? Creepy? No.. no.." Vaati shook his head. "What does it matter?!"

"Help!" Zelda's voice rang out in utter panic.

"Hang on Zelda I-"

Vaati watched in disbelief at what was before him, Ghirahim was dressed up in a green tunic, and Shadow dressed up to look like Ganon and Zelda laughed freely and openly.

"

Oh, hey Vaats! You want to role play with us? I never tried, but apparently its a fad everywhere! You can be that disgusting eyeball thing." Ghirahim pointed to a set of bat wings and the Wind Mage only blankly stared at the them.

Shadow snickered lightly and watched Vaati's expression turn to one of annoyance and then turn into an pure rage.

"

Pft hahaha, you better run.." Shadow sarcastically said after Vaati mumbled some curses and took the pair of bat wings.

"So annoying..." Vaati whispered and stood still while watching the group of idiots.