Ditto the buttocks monster.
The following story is a sketch based on my infamous fanfic. "Why I'm glad Pokémon aren't real."
If Pokémon were real, Dittos would be mistreated. How so? Just read below.
A pervert named Drew Matthews sat in the forest one day. He was looking at a pornography magazine. His pet Ditto sat at his feet.
"Oh man…..these girls are so hot." He smiled. He then looked at his Ditto. "Hey, Ditto." He said. "Change into one of these girls."
The Ditto was a little confused but did what it was asked anyway. It turned into a very good-looking woman with a red dress.
"Heh….heh….all right!" Drew said in a voice very similar to Glenn Quagmire.
Drew started to undo his trousers. The transformed Ditto seeing Drew remove the belt to his trousers, widened its eyes in shock. It then ran for its dignity.
"Hey! I am your master! You will do what I say ! !"
Drew's horny Pokémon rape made newspapers everywhere. And despite protests and a holiday declared not to rape Pokémon. Many perverts everywhere were willing to give their horny pleasures to Pokémon.
But the Dittos began to catch on. And plan their revenge.
A young perverted teenage boy named Sean was lying on his bed in his bedroom one day reading a pornography magazine.
He looked at his pet Ditto near his bed.
"Hey Ditto." He said. "Change into one of these girls."
Ditto did what it was asked and turned into a naked big breasted brunette woman. Sean very quickly grew a boner.
As he removed his trousers and held the woman's breasts he got ready to hump the transformed ditto. He stuck his penis into the butt when suddenly…
CRUNCH!
Sean's penis had been bitten off. Sean then looked at the butt of the monster only to see sharp bloody teeth. The buttocks made a cruel laugh.
Sean screamed his head off and ran into the kitchen to show his bitten off knob to his parents. He was forced to confess his perverted nature to them and the medical hospital team.
Sean's life was saved, but to him it was no longer worth living.
THE END.