Things I Will NOT Do At House of Anubis
#1: I will NOT tell Alfie that aliens contacted me and asked for him.
Jerome and Alfie were walking to school on a cool November morning. They were arguing about what prank to pull next.
"I'm telling you, the best prank is the saran wrapped toilet!" Alfie exclaimed.
"That's way to obvious, mate. We need to do something new." Jerome replied, slinging his jacket over his shoulder.
"Alright, if you're so smart, why don't you come up with a prank?" Alfie retorted, lightly shoving Jerome.
"I've got a better idea, Alfonzo. Let's see who can prank the most people in two weeks. The winner will be deemed 'The King of Pranks'!" Jerome responded.
"Alright. Deal!" Alfie held out his hand and shook it with Jerome's.
This was going to be interesting.
….
Later that day, after lunch, Alfie was sitting in his French 2 class waiting for his friends to arrive. Alfie was in detention during lunch period so he got to class early.
Jerome came running into the class room, his clothes disheveled and his hair ruffled.
"ALFIE! ALFIE!" Jerome hollered and ran up to Alfie's desk, out of breath.
"What's wrong mate?" Alfie asked, looking concerned.
"One minute, I'm walking down the hall to lunch and the next I wake up in this weird lab thing! There were these freaky green guys! With huge heads and even bigger eyes! THEY WERE ALIENS!" Jerome shouted, gripping Alfie's shirt.
"OH MY GOD!" Alfie shouted, panicking and shaking Jerome who was still holding his shirt.
"They're after you mate! They asked me where you were! But I wouldn't tell them!"
"AHH! THE ALIENS ARE GOING TO GET ME AND SUCK MY BRAINS OUT!" Alfie screamed and ran out of the classroom.
Jerome snickered whilst the rest of his housemates entered the room.
"What's wrong with Alfie?" Patricia asked, looking concernedly down the hall.
"I told him the aliens were after him." Jerome chuckled and fixed his clothes.
The bell rang, signaling that class had begun.
Jerome-1 Alfie-0.
Um, okay I got this weird idea today. I'm not sure if anyone will like it… I just kind of got bored. I know this chapter is short but I think they will probably all be. They're just short snippets made to make you laugh. I hope this was entertaining…?
Anyways, review!
~Love