Harry Potter April Fool's Day!
Okay! Here it is! I own no one. Except myself, maybe… Emma, Faith and Karen ( I DON'T know who she is, it's an inside joke) own themselves. Emma is Yosis, so read her stories, and Faith is Lady of the Wolves, I GUESS you could read her stories too… and everything else belongs to the great and powerful JKR!!! Except Superman! And 5 and 6 basically belong to Faith, I suppose, and I don't know who owns Star Wars!
1.
(outside)
Harry: Ron, look! Its Superman!
Ron: Really? Where? ** Looks up
Harry: OMG…
2.
(outside)
Hermi: Look! Ron, gullible is written on the ceiling!
Ron: Really? **looks up* I don't see it!
Hermi: OMG…
3.
(dinner)
Dumbledore: I am the queen of England!
Ron: Really? * Bows * Your Royal Highness!
Dumbledore: That was an April Fool's Joke…
Ron: What's "April Fool's" Your Highness?
Harry: Professor, don't even bother…
4.
**Harry picks up his wand and it turns into a rubber ducky
"QUUUUUAAAAACCCCCCCKKKK!!!!!"
**George and Fred start cracking up
Harry: George! Fred! I am gonna KILL you! Choe saw that…
Choe: (laughing) Harry… is… heehee… a loser! Hahaaa!
**Choe falls over laughing
5.
** Malfoy sticks his foot out in front of Ron
** Ron trips and falls on his face, the gets up and starts skipping off
Malfoy: (mutters) Wasn't even worth it…
6.
Malfoy: You Mudblood #^$^*%*&!!!
Hermi: You don't mean that!
Malfoy: I do too!
Hermi: You're just angry right now…
7.
Malfoy: You Mudblood #^$^*%*&!!!
Hermi: I love you too!
**Hermi hugs Malfoy and gives him a kiss, then skips off leaving Malfoy stunned
8.
Harry: Hermi! Ron is actually studying!
Hermi: Really? I gotta see this!
Harry: April Fool's! Haha!
Hermi: Ooo you are in for it! I thought Ron was doing something worthwhile!
9.
Choe: Harry, I love you!
Harry: Really? I love you too, Choe!
Choe: April Fool's! I would never like you! You LOSER!!
10.
Ron: Hermi, what didja wanna talk about?
Hermi: Ron, I am pregnant.
Ron: Really? (Gives her a hug) Me too!
Hermi: (thinking) I won't even bother…
11.
Harry: Ginny? Will you go out with me?
Ginny: Well I am already dating Draco…
Harry: You what?!?! Malfoy?!?
Ginny: Just Kidding! April Fool's!
Harry: You're an April Fool yourself.
Ginny: Huh?
Harry: Asking you out was a joke!
**Ginny runs off crying
12.
Voldermort: Boo! I am gonna kill you all!
Everyone: AHHHH!! Its You-Know-Who!
Voldie: April Fools! I am not evil…
13.
Voldie: I love you! I would never hurt a soul!
Ron: Really? Cool!
Voldie: April Fools…
14.
Voldie: Harry, I am your real father…(Get it? "Luke, I am your father…" HAHAHAAAA!!!!)
Harry: What?!?!
Voldie: Just kidding! April Fools! Now I am gonna kill you!
** Harry screams
15.
Harry: OMG! We are all gonna die!
Me: Except for Karen!
Faith: Each in our own time!
Emma: Some sooner then others!
Ron: Who? What? When? Why? I am lost? I am gonna die? Cool!
Hermi: Ron shut up you fool! Who is Karen? And who are you?
HAHAHA!! Isn't that funny? I admit it! I had too much fun! Okay? Are you happy NOW? Good. Now I hope you enjoy the others…
~*~Lizzee