I'm playing the game with grungekitty!

Disclaimer: I do not own SRMTHFG!

Gibson bent over the lab table, frowning in concentration. Finally, he deliberately placed the cotton ball covered in glue he had been holding precariously in a niche between 2 others. It was almost done. He grabbed another cotton ball, dipped it in glue, and then decisively placed it on the very top. "It's done!" he exclaimed. On the table before him was a complex model of a new molecular structure he had discovered, made entirely from cotton balls and glue. He had been working on it for 2 days straight, which meant he had not slept for 2 days straight, which meant he needed coffee. Now. He ran to the kitchen and groggily reached into the pantry, groping for his jar of coffee grounds. He opened it only to find it empty. He remembered now. He had finished it all yesterday, but neglected to put it on the shopping list because he had gone back upstairs to work on aforesaid model. Berating himself, he searched the cupboard frantically for any replacement. HE NEEDED HIS CAFFEINE!Finally, he flung open the refrigerator. There, gleaming on the bottom shelf, was an 8-pack of Ispep cola. This soda was frequently consumed by Sparx and Chiro, though Otto was only allowed to drink it on special occasions, due to its high level of caffeine and sugar. Gibson looked at them in distaste, not having ever experienced the carbonated joy of soda before. Sparx slipped into the room through the soundless sliding door holding his camcorder. He hid in the pantry, turning on said camcorder, and watched in fascination as Gibson popped the lid. He took a tentative sip. Instantly his face changed to an expression of immense pleasure. He glugged the rest of the can, then the rest of the 8-pack. Then he did something that he afterwards regretted for the rest of his life. He belched a loooooooong belch. Sparx burst out laughing. I NEED MORE! GIVE ME MORE! He shouted at his red-furred brother. "Sorry Brainstrain, there is no more..." Sparx got no further. Gibson clobbered him. Then he ran off, more hyper than Otto had ever been.

Otto was bored. He had finished the machine gun he had been working on. "rawr" he said. He liked the sound of the word. He started saying it repeatedly to the tune of the Mario song. Suddenly, he heard nove scream from the training room. "Nova whats wrong?" he asked as she came around the corner. "I SWALLOWED A DIAMOND EARRING! IT WAS IN MY CUPCAKE! AND NOW I SMELL LIKE DEODERANT!" she started crying. Otto ran her to Medbay, after handing her some tissues, to give her an Xray. He was not very experienced in reading Xrays, so when he saw her heart on the Xray he thought it was something quite different. "NOVA! THERES A BLACK HOLE IN YOUR CHEST!" he yelled

"No Otto that's just my heart."

"Oh sorry"

Gibson was running around with a Cape on. The cape was actually his blanket. "I AM THE EVIL KLEPTOMANIAC OF DOOM! THIS IS MY EVIL BLANKET OF DOOM! I HAVE AN EVIL HEADLAMP OF DOOM! I'M SENDING YOU AN EVIL EMAIL OF DOOM! MY PET SNAKE RANDY IS COMING! HIS FANGS ARE COLORED PENCILS!"

Antauri came in. He was quite surprised to see Gibson acting so hyper. When he could not get him down, he simply hit him over the head with Sparx's guitar.

Then they all lived happily ever after!

Nova gasped as she woke up. THAT WAS THE WEIRDEST DREAM EVER!