alrighty so jack was with the guardians and he was talking to bunny about how his stomach was trying to eat itself and north said something in russian but no one can understand him so it really doesnt matter and idk i think the tooth chic his chinese? so it sounded something like this
"wow im hungry like whoa"
"shut yer treap ya larrikan ah neaver shulda trusted ya"
"я выздоравливающий наркоман детскую присыпку"
"יש לילות שאני נשאר למעלה מזימון השיניים של ילדים יש לילות שאני קורא לזה תיקו"
"..."
the ellipses is bc sandy cant talk haha
so he jumped off and went to taco bell but no one followed him in and hes like ok
he straddles up to the cashier and orders
but the cashier doesn't turn around bc he doesnt believe in hack frost so he gets rlly mad and ices all the food but the foods already all frozen so nothing rally happens tbh.
bUT THEN NORTH GALLOPS IN AND EVERYONE HAS A HEART ATTACK AND DIES EXCEPT JACK BC HES ALREADY DEAD kinda like the food was already frozen
haha redundancy man
north stops galloping tho bc thats hella rude
but hes like man im hungry too and he takes some food off of this girls table and shes on a date so he eats the dude too and sits across from her and BAM
new mrs booty clause
mrs new booty clause
booty new mrs clause
clause new booty mISS
"Г-жа новые трофеи"
and then bunny comes busting in bc he has rabies and he foams at the mouth and it gets all over jack and tooth comes and licks it off and she says
"אם אתה לא מקבל את זה הוא בדיחה אז אני מרחם על הצאצאים שיש סיכוי שהעלה אותך"
bUT OH NO NOW THE CASHIER CAN SEE JACK
so he arrests him because all taco beel employees are deputized
but when he gets to prison it'S NOT PRISON AT ALL!~!
it is mannys place
this has all been an elaborate plan to get jack back to manny since
his father chews contently on a burrito
but it'S NOT A BURRITO AT ALL
it is north's colon
the end