How Kakashi got Hooked
By piece-grrl
This is my first real attempt at Naruto fanfiction, inspired by thinking about Kakashi, Icha Icha, and how they got combined. Please, no flames, I haven't read the entire manga yet and have only vague ideas of how the characters act.
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Kakashi stared down in shock. He couldn't belive he had finally found it... his first ever Icha Icha book!! "Jeez," He thought. "This was the one I stole from Jiraiya."
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flashback
A younger, maskless Kakashi was standing next to a flustered Jiraya. "Well, what am I supposed to do with the kid?"
The Forth sighed. "I don't really care, just don't kill him. You're the only mildly responsible adult around right now. Kakashi needs some supervision after his –ahem- little prank.
Jiraiya glanced at Kakashi. "What'd he do, shut down the Academy?"
"No, but there's and interesting addition to the memorial stone now." The Forth turned to the widow, gesturing towards the stone. It had a topper that looked like a chicken's head.
"You mean he did this?"
Minato sighed...again. "Yes, he did. And he needs supervision, so if you please..." he said as he waved the two out.
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They walked silently to Jiraiya's apartment in silence, stopping every few minutes for Jiraya to make bar-hopping plans or lecherous remarks.
Once they arrived, Jiraiya plopped (A/N: Fun word!!) Kakashi in front of a wall (A/N: Remember, no TV.) while the sannin went and checked that he had enough 'supplies' (ahem) for his 'nightly activities.' That left Kakashi sitting there bored out of his mind.
Then our young Kakashi noticed a bookcase full of bright orange books. In his bored-ness, he pulled out a random one and started reading.
He was hooked after two pages. The storylines!! The romance!! The smut!!
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"And ever since then, I've been addicted," Kakashi thought. Then, Sakura suddenly came up behind him.
"Honey, what's that?" she asked.
"Nothing but my first ever ICHA ICHA BOOK!! I've been looking for it for years!!"
"Than I guess it's great that you found it, but I though you said you were going to clean out all these boxes so we can move."
Kakashi smiled sheepishly. "Yes, but I'm happy!! Doesn't that matter?"
"Yeah, I guess it does."
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Okay, couldn't resist that KakaSaku hint, but tell me what you think. It's not that long, but it was just a writer's-block-breaker oneshot.