Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or its characters. If your under 18, please leave as this is for a mature audience only. Everyone else, enjoy at your leisure. Please note that I've change a few things (like Snape being alive and among other things you'll notice through the story) and would not like anyone give negative comments about how someone is way out of character or that they would never do or act like that. This is Fanfiction people, we come, borrow the characters from famous people who made them and we can parade them in pink tutus with tights, while dancing to Funky Town by Lipps Inc. if we wanted too. Please if you don't like the story, don't read it again and that's it. Like I said for MATURE readers only.

Call him what you wanted, it never had bothered Severus Snape. "Greasy Git, The Dungeon Bat," heck even "Dick Head" wouldn't bother him. Until one bushy head know-it-all destroyed all in one single moment.

Three Months has passed by since the Finale Battle and miraculously everyone had survived with minor injuries. All except Severus Snape, who escaped death after Voldemort's snake nearly ripping his throat out. But an eager witch, by the name Hermione Granger, had come back to save him. It seems after The Golden Trio reviewed his last memories, providing proof of his loyalty to the light, Hermione had went to the hospital wing ignoring everyone's protest. After making sure she had everything she needed to heal him she went rushing back to the Shrinking Shack. It didn't took much for her to stabilize him until professional help had arrived.

After the first two weeks of recovering in Hogwarts hospital wing, Severus was the last patient there from the war and was finally able to accept visitors, who were people thanking him and who apologized for being misunderstood on the positions he was in. Kingsley visited and had gave him full pardon from the Ministry after seeing all the evidences and listening the testimony from Albus's portrait. Potter also came to apologize for everything he said, about him being a coward and thanking him for helping them during their journey, not knowing then it was him.

Even Minerva came to beg for forgiveness, surprising Severus, "I've always thought of you as a son that I was never able to have, so I felted so betrayed that day and angry to think you could do something like that. Now that I know the truth, Albus is lucky that he's already dead for I would have killed him myself!" Since then their relationship has changed to were Severus doesn't mind her company anymore and when she regularly had visited him at the wing.

Of course after a while he finally had enough and forbidden Poppy not to let others in, until that day that is.

~ FLASHBACK ~

Severus was relaxing in his private room in the hospital wing, when Poppy came back to give him his potions.

"Poppy I know I still need more time to recover, but I think I can handle all this in my chambers alone." He said as he drank the potion's one by one, grimacing at the taste of them, and looked at her irritated.

Poppy, not bothered by it, said fondly "I know that my boy, but its only been one month and your wounds still bleeds time to time and that worries me a little, besides you still haven't recovered enough strength to take care of yourself alone." Poppy, like Minerva, also thought of Severus as another son, having been the one to always patch him up when he was a student and coming back after meeting with the Dark Lord.

Severus sighed knowing it was futile to argue with the med-witch, besides even he still feels a little weak, he just preferred the privacy of his own rooms down in the dungeons.

"Alright," throwing his arms up in defeat he said, "alright I'll stay, but only until the bleeding completely stops and then I'm out of here. I have many things to do and only have two months left, seeing as how Minerva wants me back here teachings more dunderhead's as Potion's Master again," finishing with his arms crossed.

Poppy just smiles, "Well I'm glad your back to yourself again and thank you for staying a little longer if only to please an old woman," at this he softly snorts, which she ignores "but giving your med-potions was not the only reason I came here."

Severus raised his right brow, "oh?"

"You have a visitor that wants to see you." Severus was about to protest when she raised her hand, "Now I know you said no more visitors and I've been, but I think you'll change you mind with this one. She had been so busy with her schedule and wasn't able to visit you at the beginning like she wanted too." Poppy finished, smiling mysteriously at him as she turned around, "And anyways I know you would like to see her too, seeing as how she saved your life."

'She?...Who?...Oh!...oh~...OH CRAP!' Severus, while was grateful of the little chit had manage to save him, was embarrass it was a little girl that had to save him in the first place. Of course that all changed when the curtains were pull aside revealing one Miss Hermione Granger. His eyes had bugged out and his mouth had drop a little at what he saw before him.

'Holy Merlin's balls! where did this vision of beauty came from?' Looking at her then, he quickly noticed the difference between the girl from before and the woman standing before him. Her hair, while it still had its curls, looks more tamed. Her teeth, as she'd smiled at him and without realizing it made him blush, were not buck-toothed anymore but were straighten and pearl white too. Looking lower he silently groaned when he saw her hour-glass figure and long legs. All in all little miss know-it-all transformed into a woman overnight.

'Fuck it all! Its like I'm staring at a delicious morsel and I'm the starving man ready to pounce," he thought feeling his mouth going dry and a certain appendage was waking up, until his thoughts ware interrupted by said woman.

"Poppy, are you sure he's alright? I think he's still out of it." asked Hermione worriedly.

However Poppy was anything but worried as she starts to grin, noticing Severus silent reaction as if seeing the young woman at her side in a new light.

"Oh no I think he's fine.~ Severus? Is everything alright?" Poppy teasingly asked him.

Severus, still staring at Hermione's body slowly, finally looks up and notices the worried look on the angel's ('damn it! Hermione's NO! MISS GRANGER'S! FUCK IT ALL TO SATAN'S HELL KINGDOM FOR SENDING THIS SEDUCTRESS TO ME!') face, looks to Poppy and notices her growing grin, 'Does she know?...Did she notice?!' Severus blush intensified as her grin turns to a full, blown smile and her eyes sparkled in realization, 'SHITE SHE KNOWS!' All he could do at that time was to try to calm his blush down and glare at her, grunting in fear of what will come out of his mouth.

"See! He's fine, just surprise to see you that's all," said the happy med-witch, making Hermione relax in understanding and Severus blush again making his right eye twitch every so often as he continues to glare at her.

"Well! I'll just leave you two here...alone...to chat of course! Since I just remembered I had to go talk to Minerva about something I just recently discovered." Poppy said as she dared to wink directly at him. Severus believing no such thing and in fear what she'll say to Minerva started to protest but Poppy all but skipped out of the room, leaving behind a confused Hermione and a fuming/frustrated Severus.

Alright after reading my first three reviews and re-reading what I had posted up, I give all writers here three tips: #1. don't write and/or edit your things during the middle of the night or the moment you feel you're starting to doze off and don't force the story out of you. You're mind is not with you at the moment and you'll start to write crap. #2. never do your writings were you know you'll be distracted or know people will bother you during your typing (THANK YOU MY LOVING PARENTS) And #3. If you see you can't handle writing a long one shot or long stories, again don't force it. Practice writing short stories or brief one shots until you get the hang of it.

And on that note, to those who have read the first chapter I posted up before this, consider yourself lucky because after reading the junk I wrote, I decided to re-edited it and make the story a bit shorter. Hopefully I'll start getting to the good, yummy smut by saturday or late sunday. Again comments and ideas are welcome, just not negative ones were you don't like the story. Don't like it? Tough! Don't read it.

Morons Much?

Until next time my faithful readers.