Epic Rap Battles Of History
Daithi De Nogla
VS.
Mini Ladd
BEGIN!
~Nogla~
I make noises and wreck zombies
Like houses to Wreck It Ralph
You just scream and freak out
At least I will rage
You just run away
Like people
To my face
So just faint
Before you make a mistake
And you get attacked
By my Jerry Can!
And don't mind the mess
I'll clean up the place
After I'm done with your face
I'm the best janitor there is after all
So go ahead and rap
So I can mop up your crap
You drop onto the floor
You don't know
What your in for
When fighting me
I've got my basedall bat
And I'm ready
To golf your ass
FOUR!
~Mini Ladd~
You fight me?
Your weak as a baby
You wear a diaper
For GTA's sake
Oh
Are you going to scream and shout
So loud that you cause a crowd
Maybe you need a nozzle
To fill your Jerry Can
Eat this rap
Like a banana
Before you nap
Go ahead and dream
As I give you some Terroriser
By auto-tuning your face
To make it worse
Then what your momma made
Welcome to your GMOD NIGHTMARE!
And since I don't like to be scared
How about not trying to clean up
Your rap diarrhea
(Wildcat suddenly jumps off a runaway Banana Bus and lands next to the 2 unharmed.)
~IAmWildcat~
Both of go suck d*ck
You Irish Pricks
Both of you suck worse
Then Cod Ghosts did
So let me go ahead and pick
Which prick
Gets fricked
First, (Turns to Nogla)
How about you
Mr. Janitor fag
Who can hardly clean up his own ass
And asks
The dumbest questions yet
As much as you wanna play it
Your the ugliest
And you speak gibberish
Do you need a dictionary
To understand English?
(Turns to Mini Ladd)
Every time there's a jump-scare
Half of them are not even seen
Yet you still scream
So don't cry to me
Even if you nosebleed
From fake coke
Now how about you both
Think about what I spoke
Listen to the talking pig
This is no joke
(H20 Delerious jumps in from nowhere)
~H20 Delerious~
How about you go to hell pig
And say hi to your cousin Porky for me
While I serve up some Janitor and Mini
With your roasted bacon
I'm H20 Delerious
And you must be seriously delerious
If you think your better then me
That's hilarious!
Cause I'm serious
About kicking your asses
Can't see it coming?
Get some glasses
I'll wreck you more
When I wrecked Nogla's mom
And don't worry about your channels
Because their mine!
I'm sure you won't mind
Since you've been killed by my rhymes!
(Vanoss rides in driving the Rainbow Sprinkled Turd quickly jumps out and lands in front of the ohter 4)
~Vanossgaming~
All of your raps
Don't make any sense
When your all jacks
Compared to my badass-ness
I'm better and more successful
Even my raps are better than you
If I'm not the eldest
I'm the best
Here since,
Delirious won't remove his mask
Mini won't stop screamimg off his ass
And Wildcat
Can't just relax
While Nogla is just sad
Don't get upset at me
For speaking true facts
And don't forget
I've got a lot of tricks
So if you want to he alive
Best not fight
Against the deadly Night-
Owl
Who wears a deadly scowl
That can bury you in subs
And then blow you up
No sequels folks
Cause I don't give a f*ck
When I've already won.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!