Chalant vs. Dibs
When Batgirl meets Zatanna, there is an obvious and tangible chilliness toward either girl. Both are jealous and fighting over Robin. But once they get over their jealousy... All hell breaks loose for the poor acrobat.
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Robin cowered in his closet. All locks, passwords and panic room measures had been activated.
Outside, shouting could be heard.
"I KNEW HIM FIRST! HE'S MY BEST FRIEND!"
"OH YEAH? WELL I DATED HIM LONGER!"
"SINCE WHEN?"
"SINCE TWO WEEKS AGO, BIYATCH! JEALOUS?"
"OH HELL NO!"
"SEE! HE LIKES ME BETTER!"
"NO WAY!"
"YES!"
"LET'S JUST GO ASK DICK THEN!"
"FINE!"
There was a long pause. Robin retreated further into himself. Suddenly giggling could be heard, nine individual laughs in particular.
"I can't do this anymore," gasped Zatanna.
"Did you see how his heart rate went up?"asked Barbara.
"Priceless," agreed Zee.
"Best. Revenge. Ever."
"Totally!"
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up a sec-revenge? Oh no. He was screwed. Royally screwed. His ex girlfriends were teaming up against him.
Well, shoot.
Why did he always go for the hot kick-butt superchicks?
This was a result of the fact that I ship Robin with EVERYONE. Whoops. If you guys want more, review/PM me with ideas!