Light and Dark – Returning of D'ark
Hey guys, if you haven't read Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami yet you should, or this story might not mayke much sens. (It probably still won't for the first few chapters anyway xD)
NOW UPDATED WITH SOUNDTRACK NOTES! If you see S/N then that's the soundtrack to paly!
(Just a warning from the author, chapters 1-3 are a bit stupid yes, but there IS an actual plot here starting with about halfway into chapter 4 xD. Oh, and it does get better written later, the bad grammar is intentional in the spirit of the original Light and Dark)
It was an ordinary day for Dark Yagami wen suddenly the windows explode! Dark ran up and looked, in the street was a car with dark window and leaning out was...MELLO.
(S/N – Danger Zone: Persona 3 Portable)
"WHAT" roared Dark "I KILLED YOU IN THE LAST STORY!" Mello just rofl'd and fired grenade minigun at Dark, who went for cover.
Dark got his machine sword out and leapt through the window at Mello's car, but quickly Mello did a nitro and dodged him, laughing an evil Laugh. Dark sprint after him at high speed, slicing the grenades Mello was shooting at him with this sword.
"WHY WON'T YOU DIE?" screamed Mello in anger.
"I am the main character" replied Dark with snark "now watch me lampshade even more tropes"
Dark took an artistic licence with nuclear physics and threw back one of Mello's bombs only he made in NUCLEAR BOM and it wrecked Mello's car. Mello leapt out of the car and went all bare fisted monk, but Dark used bigger stick and pulled out a variable length chain. It whipped Mello in the face and he fell over.
"I SHALL RETURN, AND WRECK MY REVENGER!" roared Mello as he got to run away.
"No, you shall die and not even be buried!" loled Dark, killing him.
Dark fell to the ground and became unconscious for no reason he could explain!
(S/N – Call Me Newt: Pacific Rim)
In a secret bass in Whales, Near was sitting at his computer.
"Just as planed!" he loled and took out a book. It said...DREAM NOTE.
But Near was in the real world, and he had made Dark DREAM that Mello had come back to life, just as he had planned!
Dark woke up. Was that all a dream, or was that just a lame plot twist made up by the author?
Near got out a pen and wrote again in his Dream Note; 'Shakespeer Attacks!'. This time his plane would be foolproof, and Dark yould be defeated. If he died in the DREAM NOTE he died in...real life!
Dark felt himself drifting to another sleep! He tried to fight it but fell asleep and in his DREAM he woke up in a theatre. Across the stage were three men with rapiers; Edmund, Hamlet and Shakespeer himself.
"Alas poor Dark, now you must be slain" said Shakepeer eloquently, "Edmund, Hamlet, take up thine blades and butcher this wretched cur".
(S/N – Dragonborn Theme Metal Version)
Edmund ran at Dark with improbable fencing skills in full swing.
"There is only room for one magnificent bastard around here!" soliloquyed Edmund "LET'S GET DANGEROUS!"
Dark grabbed a sword form a prop table and duelled with Edmund. Edmund was stronger and more cunning than Dark, so Dark just cheated and went for the groin attack, and Edmund fell.
Hamlet ran forward but again Dark fought unfairly and threw sand in his face. Hamlet's accent lapsed to Scottish for an instant as he swore loudly but then Dark threw him off the stage.
Shakespeer stepped forward, and flash stepped to behind Dark like Riki.
"Fool" said the genre savvy Dark, "everyone knows that Riki is noob hero!" and lunged at Shakespeer. The playwright did a hadouken but Dark countered with sonic boom and punched Shakespeer out.
(S/N – Quest Battle: Persona 2 Innocent Sin)
As Shakespeer fell he pressed a hidden button. A stage trapdoor opened and Dark fell in. He was in a pit below the stage, surrounded by Richard III, Henry V, and Macbeth, who all attacked at once like evil dudes really need to learn how to do. Dark easily killed Richard III with his own sword, then disarmed Macbeth, who then was tripped and fell through some chairs. Henry V whirled his sword like a deadly whirling sword.
"Knave, you shall not best me!" he announced and charged with honour. Dark parried and beat Henry V like Henry V beat the French. With arrows.
Now all his enemies were defeated, Dark felt himself returning to reality.
Dark woke up once again. "now I am sure" he said to himself "that this is a plot against me". He would have to go to...WATARI HOUSE.
I hope you peeps enjoyed this spin off of Dark Yagami. There will be more chapters soon and maybe even AWESOME OF THE REBELLION may make a cameo who knows?