1Lee wakes up to his radio-alarm clock and hits the snooze button. He lets go to find his fingers are stuck on the button, super-glued.
Lee gets up and looks at his stuck hand. He lifts it up and the alarm clock comes with it. With natural, morning cranky-ness, he just smashed the alarm clock, and he found a huge piece of plastic, still stuck from the alarm clock, on his hand.
He starts to wake up more and uses his mind and went to the bathroom. He put his hand under the faucet and turned on the water. The cool liquid ran down his dry hands but the piece of plastic didn't come off.
He grabbed the soap to try and loosen it up, the piece didn't come off, but the soap had turned his hands green.
Now getting frustrated, he looked for his gloves to cover his purple hands with but he couldn't find them. Only a pair of hot pink gloves. Sighing, he put them on and went to his closet to get dressed.
"NOOOO!" He couldn't find his green jumpsuit, only a pink identical one, so he put it on and made breakfast. There was only cereal and so he ate it. His teeth turned black and Lee soon noticed this.
He ran to the bathroom to brush his teeth, the black color wouldn't come off. After remembering he hadn't put toothpaste on, he accidently dropped his tube of toothpaste, when he reached down, his suit ripped in the butt area.
Lee couldn't find another jump-suit so he just decided to keep brushing his teeth. He tested his breath as usual to see how it smelt just in case he met Sakura on the way there, it smelt like garlic. He couldn't fix it by now, he was going to be late!
He looked for his bag, only to find a bright yellow fanny pack. He just grabbed it and ran out the door.
As he opened it, a bucket of blue goop spilled on him ruining his hair and suit. The door closed behind him and he couldn't open it, even with his key. This was just NOT his day!
He just decided to go ahead, for he was now, already late.
He ran to the training ground were the rest of team Gai was waiting.
"...Lee?" Gai said in shock at his pink, yellow, blue-goop-covered student. Tenten broke out laughing on the ground. Neji gave an evil smirk with Mumei sitting right next to him, trying to hold in her laughter.
She finally got a hold of her self and held out her hand in front of her. Neji placed yen in her hand as Tenten got a good enough grip to stop cracking up and placed another amount of yen in her hand.
Mumei smiled as she looked at Lee and said: "Best 122 yen I ever made. April Fools Lee!"