Parody of the worst fanfiction you never read, Doom: Repercussions of Evil. I highly suggest that you watch manwithoutabody's reading of it, kinda sort of co-written with my friend, Avery. Also bad grammar is intentional. Enjoy.
Joel Stevenson waited. The litbulb above him flixered above him. There is clickers in Ellie and Me's house, he thought to himself as he pointed his M91-Blackhawk assalt riffle in the air beneath him. He didn't hear them, but had known they were there for minutes. His warnings to brother tommy we're not listened from.
It was too late, too late forever. Joel had been at the Dam for 14 ears. When he was with Ellie she watched outside and she said to Joel "I want to kill clicers, bloters, and runnnres."
Joel had spoke. "NO! YOU WILL BE KILLING BY CLICERS."
"swear to me swear to me that everything you said is true."
"I SWER."
There was a time when she belived him but as she oldered she now in the Dam they were zombies.
"This is Elli" the intercom crackered. "You must fight the infected."
So Joel gotted his M91-BLAKHAWK and blew up the door.
"fhgheghkrrhjer(HE MIGHT KILLING US.)" SCREAAMED the clicers.
"I will killing thet man." Said the CyberBloater and he fired his glop. Joel shoot at him and tried to kill him up. But then the wall fell and they were trappe and not ready to kill.
"NO I MUST KILL THE ZAMBAMBO'S" he yeeled.
The radio spoke. "No, Joel. You are the zombies."
And then Joel was a Zombie.