(I don't own Power Rangers I got this idea from Damn You Autocorrect! And a conversation with my friend. This is what we came up with.)
Rocky couldn't sleep, he had been up for the last 24 hours working on a recipe for the restaurant he worked at and was now so wired from the copious amounts of coffee he drank to stay up he now couldn't sleep. He knew all of his friends were probably asleep but he needed to talk to somebody. Tommy was out because he still had access to a blaster and a very scary former pink ranger for a girlfriend that would not hesitate to turn the wrath on to him instead of directing it at the rightful place of Tommy where it belonged 95% of the time. Adam was teaching a class at 7am in his dojo so that was out. Zack was out of the country, Billy was out of the planet visiting Aquitar, and he wanted to live to see his next birthday so every single one of the girls including his girlfriend was out. So that left him to contemplate how best to approach his victim. Texting would be the method of that he was sure so he didn't accidently piss off his friend's wife. That would be bad very, very bad he'd take Tommy's girl over the other any day of the week the worse Kim could do really was throw a shoe at his head then sick Tommy on him. Trini would hack into his credit cards and make any of his innocent purchases look not so innocent. He searched for his cell phone and quickly scrolled through his past texts and found the one he wanted he made sure it was the individual text screen instead of the one he shared with the other men in their group and quickly thought of what he would write to his friend.
Meanwhile across town a former Red Ranger was peacefully sleeping next to his wife for the first time all night his son was only 6 months old and had colic it was the first time they had both been able to be asleep at the same time in a week when he heard his cell phone buzzing over the sound of his son's breathing.
R: Wake UP!
R: Look, I know it's 3am and JJ has been keeping you up but can you please wake up? I have to ask you a really important question!
R: Bro PLEASE! This is serious…
J: What Bro?
R: Do you know the muffin man?
J: Bro, I could punch you so damn hard right now, and then I'd turn you over to the girls and let them take a few whacks at you go to SLEEP!
R: Well I'm the Muffin Man because I figured out the recipe that has been haunting me all week!
J: Good for you, but I'm going to be haunting in the 6th dimension for waking me up at 3am when I just got JJ to sleep at 1am you moron.
R: Did I wake him up?
J: No but he's had colic this week and you are so lucky you didn't wake Trini. Now go bother Tommy.
R: I don't have a death wish thanks Muffin Man signing off.
J: Im going to kill you signing off.
Luckily Jason was able to fall back asleep and then decided to torture Rocky the next morning by calling as soon as he woke up for the day.
"What?"
*Airhorn* "RISE AND SHINE MUFFIN MAN!"
"Fuck off."
"That's the revenge for texting me at 3 am."
"Thanks Jase."
"No problem night Bro."