RandomnessClan
Leader:
Tacostar- light brown tabby with dark brown stripes, a Mexican mustache, a sombrero, and bright yellow eyes. He is obsessed with tacos.
Deputy:
Partyrock- Russian blue tom with green eyes. Loves to party and the song, Party Rock Anthem.
Medicene Cat:
Softserve- white she-cat with blue eyes. Loves ice cream, but hates brainfreezes. Apprentice: Icepaw
Warriors:
Muffinlover- light pink she-cat with brown eyes. Muffinhater's twin sis and constantly fights with him because she loves muffins and he hates them. Has an unlimited muffins sack of all flavors. M&Mpaw's mentor.
Muffinhater- light blue tom with brown eyes. Muffinlover's twin brother and constantly fights with her because he hates muffins and she loves them. Has unlimited cupcakes. Skittlezpaw's mentor.
Nachocheese- golden yellow tom with brown eyes. Has nacho chips with him EVERYWHERE.
Happyemo- black she-cat with a rainbow-striped tail and green eyes. Constantly smiles AND an emo. (weird combo, huh?) Hippiepaw's mentor.
Crazyhappy- rainbow tom with multi-colored eyes. Prankster of the Clan and bounces off the walls (or dens, bushes, trees, wateva)
Prettyprincess- hot hot-pink she-cat with purple eyes and a tiara. 'Royal' cat that has a mirror with her.
Numnums- tabby-striped tom with an appetite of 20000000 cats and green eyes. (dun dun DUNNNNNN! The clan is SOOO doomed.)
Gamerfreak- light green she-cat with blue eyes. Best gamer in the clan, constantly carries a 3DS with her. (A.K.A. me!)
Apprentices:
Icepaw- like a mini-version of Softserve. Loves ice cream and hates brainfreezes. Softserve's apprentice.
M&Mpaw- Rainbow she-cat with a white M on her back. Fights with Skittlezpaw with her M&M machine gun. Muffinlover's apprentice.
Skittlezpaw- Rainbow she-cat with a white S on her back. Fights with M&Mpaw constantly with her Skittles 's apprentice.
Hippiepaw- laid-back tom with dark green stripes and a brown pelt. Has unlimited catmint (or kittynip, as he says,) that he sells for more catmint. (don't ask how dat works)
Queens:
Rainbowsprinkles- white she-cat with multi colored spots all over her body. Randomnessclan's kit machine (u been replaced, Ferncloud!) with 3 kits at the moment. (Warkit, Fartkit, and Sanekit)
Kits:
Warkit- tom kit with camo fur and a healthy obsession for warfare. Unlimited grenades.
Fartkit- gassy brown she-kit
Sanekit- A SANE SHE-KIT! DEAR STARCLAN, IT'S ACTUALLY SANE!
Elders:
Blackandwhite- black and white tom.
Wildcard- unpredictable brown she-cat.
Chapter 1: A Normal Day in RandomnessClan
The day began as usual in RandomnessClan. First, Blackandwhite began to yowl his head off complaining about the weather, his nest, young cats these days, and so forth like an annoying alarm clock. His mate, Wildcard, slapped him upside the head in her sleep to shut him up, mumbling, "Five more minutes." Then after exactly 5 minutes, he woke up and began his yowling again. The kits bounded out of the nursery, with Warkit leading the trio to the elders' den, grenade in paw. Sanekit suddenly stopped and yelled, "YOU ARE INSANE!" Warkit and Fartkit (whose insane farting powers allowed her to just scoot around while being propelled by her farts' fart-osity) turned around and screamed back, "THANKS FOR DA COMPLIMENT!" and took off to blow up Blackandwhite.
Around that time, Softserve stumbled out of her den, moaning, "OhmiStarryclan, MY HEAD HURTS!" with Icepaw staggering behind her saying the exact same thing. Warriors began to pile out of the Cat Cave ( its like a man cave, but 4 cats!) and gathered around the Great Taco of Taco-i-ness as Tacostar yowled, "All kittys, come forth to dis awesome ta- NACHOCHEESE! DROP MAH TACO, NOW!" Nachocheese grinned sheepishly before dropping Tacostar's taco and skittering away.
"Anyways, now all warriors, go hunt!" yowled Partyrock. Every cat came back in 5 seconds carring a carry-out bag from Taco Bell full of burritos and tacos. Except Muffinlover, M&Mpaw, and Skittlezpaw. They had bags of muffins, M&Ms, and Skittles. Then Numnums ran in and stole everything, yelling, "MY PRECIOUS NUMNUMS!"
Warkit threw another grenade. It hit Numnums, who exploded into sweets and became Candy Mountian, and all da food flew back to their respective owners. The kits and apprentices squeled in delight and ran towards it and swan in its candy-osious-ness. Charlie and those 2 blue and pink unicorns came in and ate it all and ran off. The kits and apprentices cried.
Numnums randomly walked in and said, "Hah! Dat was my copy me, suckas!"
Warkit blew him up again. He exploded again into Taco Mountian. Everyone jumped in until a Mexican Charlie the unicorn and 2 Mexican pink and blue unicorns came and ate it and ran off. Again.
Numnums appeared again (WAT?) and yelled happily, "FOOLS! That wuz mah copy me's copy me!"
Warkit threw yet ANOTHER grenade but Numnums didn't explode.
"Hahaha fools. Me got unlimited lives. Dats right. Ya'll stuck with me now!"
Then Rainbow gave birth to 5 more kits.
"Awww..."
Yay! Me likes dis so far. Hope ya'll do 2. Oh, i too lazy to pick out names for the kits, so if u wanna claim a kit, herez ur chance.
Kit 1: Energetic tom w/ yellow fur and brown eyes
Kit 2: Spiky tom w/ grey fur and brown eyes
Kit 3: Tomboy she-kit w/ purple fur and rainbow eyes
Kit 4: Happy tom w/ pink fur and brown eyes
Kit 5: Silly she-kit w/ Neon green fur and Neon pink stripes and Neon yellow eyes
R&R!
~ iheartbadboys14