"Itachi's friend"
A/N: I created this last night around 3AM. Hope you enjoy it. I also don't own this anime/manga so yup.
One random day somewhere deep within Fire Country's forest.
"Hey, Itachi, can I ask you something?" Asked the blue fish-human hybrid.
Itachi just kept staring ahead with his Sharingan still active.
"Anyways, I've been wondering… (well more like been betting with Deidara) if you ever had friends before?" The blue shark-man asked.
Itachi stopped in his tracks and turned to his partner with a indifferent look on his face.
"What kind of question is that, Kisame, of course I had friends…"
"Oh? Well… well you seem like the kind that don't have any friends…" 'except your weird brother-complex… hmm, wonder what Zabuza… oh right he's dead' Kisame answered.
"He was my best friend… as well as my cousin…" Itachi said as he continued on his walk through the forest.
"Hmm… what was he like…?" Kisame asked outta curiosity.
"..."
"... you don't remember, do you?"
"Okay… what about a picture?"
"He was your best friend and cousin, yet you don't even have a picture?"
"... I did… once…"
"What happen to it?"
"... I left it back in the leaf, with my old stuff… apparently Sasuke burned my room down…" and with that Itachi continue on.
Kisame whistle, "huh your little brother? I heard he ran off with some pedophile… hmm what was his name again…"
At the mention of pedophile, Itachi stopped in his tracks and listened to Kisame trying to remember the name of said person. Surely the Third, wouldn't allow Sasuke to leave- oh yeah that Orochimaru guy who seemed so obsessed with the Uchiha's Sharin-
"Was it Orochimaru?" Itachi asked Kisame with little of Killer Intend leaking.
"Wha- yea that's the name. Something about a hickey too. I'm glad that he left. I don't think Leader-sama would like someone, who does those stuff to kids in the group. So about this friend…"
"... He's dead, Kisame. I killed him." And with that Itachi keep walking while he thought of many ways to kill Orochimaru.
"... what was his name?"
"... Shisui…"
"... Shisui what?"
Itachi just kept quiet and kept on walking, surely Kisume would know what his friends' last name was, cause he just said that he was his cousin as well.
"Come on… I'm jus trying to start a conversation with you. Damn, I owe Deidara 5000 yen now. So was it Shisui Wataki from that nice restaurant in Wave, I heard he died in some random accident. Or was it Shisui Notoka from tea, I heard he killed himself, but witnesses says they saw someone over his body… or was it…" and with that Kisame started named off anyone named Shisui and how they died. It was quiet startling just how many people named Shisui existed and how each one's death was suicide/murder/or natural causes. "... then their was Shisui of the Shunshin, don't know the kids name… anyways they said he drown, but his eyes were gone, then I hear that his family thought it was his friend, who I also don't knows name, killed him. You probably know him, since he was from the same village as you, right?"
Itachi nearly faceplam himself as Kisume just decided to give up on figuring out his partners' friend name, sometimes Kisame was just dumb like that, the complete opposite of his friend/cousin that he missed so much, but not as much as his baby brother.