Hey everyone! Sorry if you guys were expecting a poem I just couldn't get this out of my head!
"Hey does anyone want to help me get Fang the hell up!" Max screamed. Everyone came running into the room.
10. Have Nudge talk at him very loudly
9. Have Gazzy rip one after eating Tex mex
8. Have Iggy set up a loud ticking bomb right near his face.
7. Tell him Lissa is running down the hall half crazed looking for him
6. Say, "Max is having a looooooooooonnnnnngggggggg talk with the voice, and it's
And it's about you."
5. Say, "Fnick wake the hell up!" till he does
4. Have Angel give him a nightmare
3. Scream, "Hey Fang breakfast isn't from a can today!"
2. Simulate an Eraser battle complete with bad Ari impression
"What the hell is wrong with him?!?" Max yelled, "Why won't he wake up, we've tried every thing!"
"Not everything." Iggy said in an evil voice with an added completely evil cackle.
1. Have Iggy scream, "What did you say nudge? Oh my god Max is standing over Fang in completely sexist, demeaning, see through lingerie?!?"
Fang sat bolt upright in bed. Max slapped him and stalked out of the room muttering the phrase "sexist pig" over and over again.