Jowees mansion pt 1: the beginning
Hawk and Mari are shown playing cards in town hall.
Hawk: got any eights?
Mari: for 18th time no!
Someone knocks on the door.
Mari: I'll get it.
Mari opens the door and Jowee comes in.
Jowee: guess what I just won!
Mari: a cruise?
Hawk: money?
Paco: TACOS!
Hawk throws Paco out the window.
Jowee I won a mansion!
Hawk: you entered a contest?
Jowee: no.
Mari: this looks too good to be true. Id better check it out ahead.
Hawk: then me and Jowee will go at dawn?
Jowee: works for me.
Mari leaves and goes to the mansion.
Jowee: wana play Luigi`s Mansion!
Hawk: lets do it!
Later that day the 2 head to the mansion.
Hawk: who would put a mansion in a dark scary forest?
Jowee: it should be…-
Shows a dark scary mansion.
Jowee:…here?
Hawk: some jerk built an old cruddy mansion over your mansion.(pulls out a bomb) lets blow it up and press charges!
Jowee: I think this IS my mansion.
Dum Dum Dum Dum!
Hawk: oh.
Hawk throws the bomb off a cliff and it blows up a house. Smiley appears in the corner.
They enter the mansion.
Jowee: Mari!
Hawk tries to open the chained door and it electrocutes him.
Hawk: I hate plot devices.
They go upstairs and enter a room. Jowee uses his flashlight to look around.
Hawk: how'd you get a flashlight?
Jowee: internet.
Then an orange gho-
Fish: ghosts!
Other fish: ghosts!
Nacho: GGHHOOOOOOO-
Mario: TOAST.
Different fish on toilet: ghosts!
Anyway… an orange ghost appears behind hawk.
Jowee(sweating): ghghgh…
Hawk: Jowee now's not the time to-
Ghost: booooooo!
Hawk turns around.
Hawk: AAAAHHH!
Jowee: AAAAAHHHHH!
Hawk: AAAAHHH!
Jowee: AAAAAHHHHH!
Hawk: AAAAHHH!
Jowee: AAAAAHHHHH!
Both: AAAAAHHHHH!
Rabid: DAAAAHHHHHH!
Hawk shoots at the ghost but it goes through it. Then hawk takes out his sword and tries to slice the ghost, but it also fails.
Then a grey raposa with swirled glasses, and a white lab coat and a vacuum sucks up the ghost.
Hawk: thanks.
Raposa: no prob. Names Gahsp, .
Dr. J: I'm a doctor too!
Jowee notices a box. Then a pinkish purple ghost comes out of the box.
Ghost: I am BOAST!
Jowee: Roast?
Ghasp: Coast?
Hawk: Toast! YAY!
Boast: no! boast, I'm a ghost in a box-
Ghasp: oh.
Ghasp tries to suck up boast but boast does not move.
Boast: who cant be vacuumed up. My name comes from BOx And ghoST. BOAST.
The 3 stare at him.
Boast: run screaming.
Hawk: oh.
And the 3 run out to Ghasp`s lab.
Ghasp: so your looking for your girl friend.
Jowee: SHES NOT MY- wait how do you know her name?
Ghasp: plot hole.
1 explanation later:
Jowee: so ghosts have kidnapped Mari?
Ghasp: yes. Now take this vacuum and suck the ghosts up.
Jowee: coolio.
Ghasp: now give me your weapons Hawk.
Hawk:(with a pile of weapons) Kay.
Ghasp takes them, dips them in boiling white goop, and gives the back to hawk.
Ghasp: now they work on ghosts.
Hawk: awesomeJ!
Jowee and Hawk leave the lab and head back to the mansion.
To Be Continued…..