Can you believe that out of all the fanfiction I have ever read, not one single person has paired Fozzie Bear with anyone? The poor guy! Imagine a world where you're considered so dorky that no-one bothered to ship you with anyone, I as a writer wouldn't wish it upon anyone. So, I've ended that record by creating a character, but I'm going to let her introduce herself!
This is from Fozzie's p.o.v. in case you couldn't guess.
No-one said that Christmas was easy. Through all of the fun and Christmas spirit of food, presents and family, there was an undeniable essence of hard work. Especially beforehand, buying all of the presents, and I had to somehow explain to my mother that I wanted to spend Christmas with the Muppets this year, instead of being stuck at my real house being embarrassed to death by family tales from years ago.
However, I just saw Christmas as an excuse to whip out some of my new Christmas jokes, so I suppose everything was very ice!
It was three days before Christmas, and the snow was thick on the ground when I was joined by a large group of people rushing by in thick coats and scarves, dashing in and out of shops buying last-minute things. I had a list of presents I had to get, because I had, of course, left it to the last minute.
It was only when I was scanning through this list, and not looking where I was going that I accidentally bashed into someone's shoulder.
"Oh, I'm sorry," I said looking up.
My heart stopped.
There was a cheetah with flaming orange fur and bright red hair. I couldn't stop staring at her; there was just something about her…
"Don't worry about it, it was my fault really," she said. "So, what's your name?"
I blinked hard to snap myself out of the trance I was in. "F-Fozzie, I'm Fozzie," I said.
She smiled. "I'm Alex," she said. "Please to meet you, Fozzie; can I buy you a coffee?"
I was dazed by the coolness of her statement. I was beyond talking, but I just about managed to nod.
Yes, I know it's not Christmas yet, but I don't care. It was the perfect set-up! So, if it's Christmas where you are, reading this in a distant future, then hello and merry Christmas! It's February right now and we're celebrating my mum's birthday which was a few days ago.