Disclaimer: Uh... I have no idea man, I just wanted to write something short and sweet XD
Mark Rou was currently facing one of the biggest dilemmas of his young life. He, was bored. It was a sad thing really, there were so many things that could be done on such a lovely day like today, but alas he had no idea of which of those things he wanted to proceed with. The light brown fox let out a hefty sigh, and then suddenly an idea popped into his head!
"Oh I know!"
He exclaimed, jumping up and heading to the kitchen.
"I could bake a cake!"
Mark had never been one known for baking, but he'd been craving something sweet all day and seeing as how he was the greatest thing since sliced bread it seemed like making one simple cake would be... Well, a peice of cake! Mark threw open the fridge, but shortly after realized he had no idea how to go about this. For he, had never baked before!
"Hmmmm... This shouldn't be too hard, Mimi and Zoey bake all the time! What is in a cake anyways... It's kinda like bread, but sweet!"
He looks through the cabinets and grabs a cooking pot, then he takes a loaf of bread and starts mashing it up in the pot until it's remotely cake-shaped. Then he grabs sugar and starts poring it into the pot.
"I know Mimi one time said baking soda and eggs were needed for any baked goods... But why would anyone bake soda? Sounds gross! But oh well!"
Mark opens up the fridge and takes out a can of cherry-cola, cracks it open and pores it into the pot of smashed bread and sugar, making a disgusting looking mixture. He then opens up the oven, turns it as high as it can go, and shoves the pot inside, closing it. However he then realizes they are out of eggs.
"Shoot, better go grab some eggs from the store while the soda bakes!"
He runs out of the house and to the local store, upon getting there he runs in, grabs a carton of eggs, and runs out as several people yell at hi m for who knows what reason... Mark runs back home, opens the oven and a plume of smoke puffs out, the awful smell making him choke. He pulls out the pot which now is slightly melted around the sides and inside is a disgusting black gunk that stinks like Satan's arm-pits. Mark starts cracking open all of the eggs into the pot, then he gets a wooden spoon and starts stirring the mixture. But when he's done, he looks down at what he's created in slight disgust, not really knowing what to do next. Then he realizes he probably needs to microwave it, since that's how he normally cooks things. Mark shoves the pot of lord knows what into the microwave and turns it on for 15 minutes.
"Done and done! Yeesh, all that running made me tired, I'mma take a nap"
At last out valiant hero walks over to the couch and lays down on it, falling to sleep as the microwave malfunctions and dies forever. (Kai will not be happy)
THE END!