Chapter 1:

Okay fans of Yu-Yu Hakusho, here it is. My very first fanfic! I, as you should know, have a gigantic crush on Kuwabara so, my character Chi-Chi sama is his darling lover. I hope you enjoy the couples I slapped together. Its stuff, you never even imagined could happen. I like it that way… Oh, and I'm sure you would like the 'key' to my story:

Memories

'Thoughts'

"Saying"

Normal story-telling

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Kuwabara sat on his bed, around 5:00 in the morning, drenched in cold sweat. He was incredibly nervous to meet the new kid coming to their school. The first new kid he ever met chose to make Kuwabara his enemy and almost killed him! That was quite a few years ago, though, so why is he worrying so much?

He remembered why he was even in this mess and frowned. 'Stupid Urimeshi, couldn't keep his big mouth shut!' he thought, grabbing a pillow and throwing it against his door.

Kuwabara sat normally in his seat. Feet resting on his desk, hands behind his head and asleep. He usually snapped out of it when the teacher entered the room, but Urimeshi woke him up this time. "What do you want, Urimeshi?" He said, angrily. "Come on Kuwabara, please? The teacher's gunna make me do it if no one else does it for me! Please?" Kuwabara frowned, standing up and grabbing Urimeshi's collar. "Look, Urimeshi, I don't wanna do it so, you can. Isn't that a daisy?" He dropped him and returned to his normal position.

The teacher, then came in and dropped her suitcase on her desk, snapping it open and grabbing a stack of papers out of it and set it neatly in a clean corner. "Now, class, like we discussed yesterday, we're blessed with an exchange student. And since so, we need someone to show them the ropes. I believe Yusuke Urimeshi volunteered the other day, hm?" Yusuke rose his hand and met the teacher's smile. "A question, Yusuke?"

"Uh, actually, Kuwabara had asked me if he could take my place." The teacher's eyes opened wide as she turned to Kuwabara. "Really? Well, sure. Thank you, Kazuma." Kuwabara opened his mouth to object, but Yusuke shot a spitball at his neck.

Kuwabara's face was red with anger now. "That stupid, two timin'-" he was suddenly interrupted by his alarm clock ring and slammed it off, scrambled to his feet and grabbed his clothes to get dressed.

He ran down the stairs, brushing his hair on his way down and grabbed his breakfast off the table and tripped out the door, leaving his mother speechless.

Before he decided to walk into school, he planned out everything he was going to do to show the kid around. I mean, you have to have a plan, don't you?

He slowly walked into his first class, Grammar, and sat in his seat, covering his face. He hadn't even noticed the whole class was silent. "Oh, good, Kazuma, you're here! This is Chi-Chi. She's the new exchange student. He was shocked by the name and looked at the teacher's desk.

There stood a beautiful young girl, nervously standing trying to hide herself. She had long black hair, reaching a bit more than shoulder length, sleek and shiny and light brown eyes. She looked about 5'5 and very slim and trim.

He shot from his seat and grabbed her hand, giving her the dreamy look. "Hi, I'm Kuwabara, but you can call me Kazuma." She blushed looking up at him. "I-I'm Chi-Chi, but you can call me Chi-Chi sama, if you like…" He smiled more, knowing that she was a shy girl. "Okay, now that you've met, please take your seats. Chi-Chi, you're right behind Kazuma." Chi-Chi smiled and nodded, sliding into her desk and turned her gaze to her feet, through the entire lesson.

"Aren't you going to introduce me, Kuwabara?" Yusuke said, coming up from behind him and looking gleefully at Chi-Chi. She blushed again and tried to cover it. "Chi-Chi, this idiot is Urimeshi OR Yusuke, Urimeshi, this young lady is Chi-Chi." Yusuke held out his hand to her and she lightly shook it, then retreated it to her side. Yusuke smiled at her then took Kuwabara to the side. "Let me take your place. You never wanted to do this in the first place…" Kuwabara smiled slyly and said, "I owe you one, Urimeshi!" He slapped his shoulder, then ran back to Chi-Chi's side.

"Are you alright, Chi-Chi sama? You seem sad." Kuwabara finally blurted out through a held back voice. "It's just… Every school that I've gone to," she spoke softly, "had disliked me and… Not treated me very nice. But YOU Kazuma, you've treated me like royalty. I just- wanted to give you this," she reached into her back and grabbed a box. "I always give my escorter a gift when I first arrive at a new school." She smiled slightly and handed it to him. "I hope you like it and thank you for showing me around, Kazuma."

They had reached her apartments when they finally stopped. She opened the gate and strolled up the steps to her second floor door, too embarrassed to look back at Kuwabara.

As soon as he saw her enter her apartment, he tore the box open and found a fair silver chain and a pendent with a 'K' on it. 'She must have known I was to show her around before she arrived at school'. He felt his cheeks burn and set it back into the box. He put the box in his bag and turned to walk back home.

Chi-Chi watched from her window, red in the cheeks as well and wanted to yell in happiness. She had given all of her first escorts a simple thank you card and a picture of herself. She had heard of this man, boy, named Kazuma Kuwabara. He was a great fighter who fought in many tournaments and won. She had a minor crush on him when she first saw him on TV at the Dark Tournament.

She set her head on her pillows and looked at her ceiling. It seemed to have painted itself to Kuwabara's face. She grabbed a pillow from behind her head and slammed it over her face.

Kuwabara entered his house and threw his bag in a corner. She stretched tiredly and looked around with a yawn. 'Big day, need rest…' he thought, flopping onto his couch and got himself comfortable, almost falling off into deep sleep space. Unfortunately, his mother shook him awake. "Mom! Why are you home early?"

"Oh, come now, Kazuma. I'm always home either before or after 4:30… Why are you so late?" Kuwabara yawned again and answered, "I had to escort a girl home." His mother's eyes then showed great interest. "Really? Well, what's her name and are you going steady?"

"Mom! C'mon, she's an exchange student. I asked if I could escort her around the school and stuff. It just seemed polite to walk her home, that's all." His mother gasped. "You're kidding me? You… Polite to a woman?" Kuwabara rose angrily and stomped up the stairs. "Where are you going, I just finished dinner!"

"I'm not hungry!" Answered Kuwabara, slamming his door and falling onto his bed. 'Geez, she can't leave me alone for two seconds!' He slid onto his pillows and looked over at his bedside table.

I thud outside his door startled him and he opened his door to check it out. His bag lay at his feet, neatly laid against the wall. "Thanks mom," he whispered, picking up his bag and tossing it into his closet. Then, he remembered his present and jumped on his bag, scrambling through it trying to find the black box. Not very long into the search, he found it and sighed a heavy, relived, sigh.

Chi-Chi wasn't hungry that night either. Instead, she mixed her peas with her mashed potatoes and made them green. Her parents watched her, concerned. "So," he mother said, breaking the silence, "how was your first day at your new school?" Chi-Chi's expressions totally changed and she snapped up to look at her parents. "It was great! My escort, he's the nicest guy you could ever meet, and guess who it is?" Here parents smiled, looking at eachother, then back at their excited daughter, "Kazuma Kuwabara!" They gasped and stared at their daughter. "I even met, Yusuke Urimeshi!" Her parents gasped again and continued to listen to their daughter blabber on about Kuwabara.

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