hey, people pinky here, time for truth or dare
Chapter 1: this is interesting
"Soooooooooooooooo bored!" exaggerated Pinky.
"ditto" agreed Jack Frost the famous and most attractive guardian.
"really? That's bad?" questioned Pinky.
"why?" retaliated Jack.
"Because you're the guardian of fun, You can't be bored"
"well I am"
Just then the Australian Easter Bunny hoped in, "'ey! We've been looking everywhere for yous"
"Fiinneee" groaned Pinky.
"I'm COMING!" yelled Jack.
"where have you to been?" questioned Tooth, when Pinky, Jack and Bunny walked into the globe room.
"places" answered Pinky
"Well, we were just about to start meeting" North stated in-a-matter-of-factly.
"CRUD, that was today!" explained Pinky.
"ya, I just didn't feel like going." Jack deadpanned.
"how am I not surprised?" Pinky questioned/ face palmed.
"ya, ya, whateva" Bunny waved his hand in dissmisence
"what's that light?" Tooth questioned. As the blinding light came towards the group of guardians.
"I don't know, but it's bright" Pinky observed, as she tried to shield her eyes from the light, coming towards them.
"whoa, whoa, HEY!" explained Jack as the light, transported them to an unknown place.
"where are we?" questioned Pinky, taking in the new area.
"We're in some sort of room" and how right was Jack. the room was cream colored with a couch to fit many, a coffee table with a vase on it, and next to the table was a arm chair and in front of all of it, was a camera.
"OH MY GOD! I WAS JUST THINKING OF THIS. I WAS THINKING THAT WE SHOULD PLAY TRUTH OR DARE! I CALL DIBS ON BEING THE HOST!" Pinky yelled with enthusiasm.
"NO FAIR, YOU ALWAYS GET THE COOL PARTS!" explained Jack. obviously jealous.
"I get to be dared to you know. Ok I'll start, ummmmm actually, let me write this down and post it on FanFiction so the reviewers could dare us or ask us stuff." Pinky's great idea could just work.
"not a bad idea" North agreed.
"is it safe though, like people won't have us kiss each other?" Jack asked cautiously.
"Jack, how should I know? Plus you probably just jinxed it" snickered Pinky who knew the answer being almost all of her time on fanFiction.
"that's just great" Jack noted sarcastically, and face palming.
"now look what you did, frostbite, that what they're going to do!" Bunny explained.
"maybe, Bunny. We don't yet know for sure" in her mind she was laughing like a madman, she knew that, it was going to happen.
"so now what?" asked Tooth.
"now we wait. Luckily I got my computer on me. So I can type this uuuuuup. And done! i'm surprised that i have WiFi here" Pinky, stated.
"sooo, how long do we have to wait?" Jack asked clearly impatience was in his voice.
"don't know, Here how about this, I can text a few of my friends to get this started." Pinky pulled out her black berry with it's pink covering.
"wait, where did you get a phone?" Tooth asked, bewildered.
"for me to know and you to find out" Pinky, said pointing at Tooth.
5 minutes later
"I got a reply!" screeched Pinky.
"Well, what does it say Sheila?" asked Bunny.
"I got multiple texts, I'll just go one by one ." stated Pinky as she began to read the texts of her friends.
"Serin, dares Jack Frost to kiss Tooth" Pinky said as she read the text out loud.
"AWWWWWW MAN I DID JINX IT!" yelled Jack.
"*blush* might as well get this over with" Tooth was not in the best position either at the moment.
They kissed as fast as they could, just so they would never have to do it again.
"I bet that you just did that to me" Jack pointed at Pinky, trying to blame her.
"no, look" Pinky handed her phone over so that Jack could read the message.
"darn it!" screamed Jack. He need someone to blame, Tooth was way to much like his mom.
"well it wasn't no picnic for me, you're like a son to me, no matter how weird that sounded" Tooth crossed her arms to show her annoyance.
"*snicker* told ya, I'm just glad that it back fired on ya" Bunny smugly said. Enjoying what just happened, he felt a little bad for the fairy though.
"OH shut up, you old kangaroo!" Jack yelled at Bunny.
"JACK! Your insulting to kangaroos." Pinky scolded Jack.
"Hey!" yelled Bunny. Obviously offended that apparently the kangaroos should be offended
"is for horses" Replied Pinky.
"smart alec" Bunny commented on what Pinky just said.
"whatever, next one is from….. Paige, I though she wouldn't reply. She said
Tooth, I dare you to kiss Santa" Pinky looked at Tooth smirking.
"WHAT!?" Tooth explained
"Tooth's getting some action tonight" Pinky stated.
Tooth blushed in the strange situation. But then North spoke up.
"But Tooth is colleague, I can not kiss her"
"those are the rules and aren't you guys always telling us to follow the rules" Pinky was enjoy this back fire.
"NOT WHEN IT'S THIS!" Shouted North and Tooth at the same time.
"lets make this interesting if you don't do the dare or answer the question, the audience gets to torture you" pinky said smirking.
"what audience?" questioned Jack. He was so confused.
"the people who will read this story, if you don't do what they say, they get to choose the punishment. But the dare could be a punishment all on it's own." Pinky replied.
"seems fair" Tooth shrugged.
"YA I GUESS!" every else but Pinky agreed with her idea. Pinky was going to enjoy this a lot.
"*evil grin* perfect. Now if I remember correctly, Tooth and North need to kiss" Pinky recalled.
"da," North gave in.
"*huffs* fine" Tooth leaned in at the same time as North.
When they broke apart Tooth yelled,
"TOO MUCH SUGAR!" while wiping her mouth
"*put's hand to head* oi" ground North.
"NEXT! Hopefully it's not as bad" Jack said wanting to continue.
"ok, here's another one,
Luke says, elf, have you ever kissed someone?
Ya, that's normal, DO WE HAVE AN ELF IN HERE, SOME WHERE?" yelled Pinky.
*random dude brings an elf*
"Have you ever kiss some one?" Pinky asked the poor elf, who also had no idea where he was.
*elf nods*
"Ok your good to go!" Pinky shooed the poor flustered elf away.
*elf runs at the speed of light out of the room*
"is that all?" Jack asked trying to read Pinky's phone over her shoulder.
"no,
Luke also says, I dare Jack Frost to kill Santa" Pinky deadpanned with no emotion, as if it wasn't important.
"WHAT!?" They both screeched.
"*raises hands in surrender* that's what he said not me" replied Pinky, now in not to mess with and winter spirit and a swords man
"I'm not going to kill him." Jack stated.
"to the room or scary weirdness" declared Pinky.
"Wait, what about the punishment, you know that he said?" Jack asked frantically, he did not like the name of the room.
"he didn't put one, so if that's the case. TO THE ROOM OF SCARY WEIRDNESS! *claps*" Pinky smiled, with fake innocents.
J"wait how?! *vanishes*" And it was as if Jack was never there.
Everyone was shocked and this was there expression O.O
"NEXT! Ok
Serin's ,little sister Sonora, says, Pinky I dare you to kiss Jack
Poor jack, and ME *claps*" Pinky frowns
"*grabs pinky shoulders* Please don't let me go in there again" Jack shuddered.
"well, I got dared to kiss you so *kisses Jack* is that it? *checks phone*" Pinky didn't notice the blush on Jack's face. Let the world be known, that jack Froat had a crush on Pinky.
"ok then? It that all?" questioned Jack trying to hide his blush.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I got dared to…..to…."
"spit it out Sheila" Bunny said clearly annoyed.
"screw you Michael, I have to lick a toilet" Pinky muttered.
"hahahahahahahahahah" Jack laughed, but Pinky had revenge.
Pinky clapped and Jack teleports to the room of scary was her revenge
"*from a faraway distance* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Jack.
"let's get this over with" groaned Pinky.
*random dude, brings toilet*
"Who is that guy? Never mind" Pinky changed her mind. You know that square part of the toilets, Well Pinky licked that part.
"gross" shuddered Tooth.
"you didn't have to do that Sheila" Bunny said impressed.
"yes I did, I don't want to go to the room of scary weirdness, oh that reminds me *claps*" Pinky didn't really care about licking the toilet, she was the master of loop poles
"*rocks back and forth on the floor* why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why,?" Jack teleported back in the room, with a shash that said 'miss pine cone of the universe'.
"there there Jackie. That's all there is now, that's the end of this episode
This is Pinky singing off"
"don't you mean sign off" Bunny questioned, for the girls sanity at the same time.
"no, I like to sing,
Have you ever wondered why….."
*fade out*
i do not own that song, but if you would like to hear the full version, it called 'after ever after Disney parody's' i think it's funny although if under 12 i don't suggest you watch it.
i would like to thank all of my friends who actually participated in this, yes before i wrote this down i asked them
dont forget to ask them or dare them, i would love it if you did,
this is pinky signing off