Declaimer: Let's face it if I was J.K.Rowling I wouldn't be wasting my time
writing fan fiction
Chapter 1: Girl Talk
Ginny and Hermione were in deep conversation, in the 7th year dormitories, about some certain young Griffindor men that had caught their eyes, a few years back, when suddenly Lavender and Parvati burst through the door looking very annoyed. Soon the two girls found out why.
'Ugh! He is such a git. An oblivious git!' Lavender exclaimed
'So is Seamus.. I mean the only we didn't do was throw ourselves at them or stripped and they STILL didn't get the hint' Parvati interjected
'You two talking about Seamus and Dean' Ginny asked innocently trying to hold back giggles, but failing miserably.
'Of course we are. Who else would we be talking about? Can you name any other insensitive, oblivious, gorgeous gits?' Lavender sighed off-handedly, waving her hands around and flopping on her bed
'I can name a few, yea' answered Ginny; her mind drifting to her own insensitive, oblivious, gorgeous, emerald eyed git smiling dreamily.
'Oh yea.. Sorry Gin' Lavender whispered slowly looking at her; then turned her attention to her hands
'Why don't you just forget about them?' Hermione asked, speaking for the first time. Lavender's, Parvati's and Ginny's heads snapped in the direction of Hermione as if she had just said she would never pick up another book in her life.
'Forget about them?' Parvati asked after a few seconds of silence 'Are you crazy? We can't do that Mione. We're in love with them' she added as Lavender got up and stood next to her and nodded in agreement.
'Your point?' Hermione asked unemotionally 'Get over it' she added casually
'You must be kidding right? Mione it's not that easy. You can't just get over it. It's not that simple. Have you never been in love before Mione?' Lavender shot back exasperatedly
'Nope. Thank you very much' she lied quickly
'So, you've never ever had someone steal your heart away and you never spent sleepless nights wishing that they would feel the same or trying to find a way to make them understand how you feel?' Lavender asked and as she saw Hermione shake her head furiously she continued 'Said lies so they notice you? Got tongue tied in front of them? Or even felt overwhelmed by your love for them that you almost cried?' she finished; her voice trailing off.
'Positively not' she answered back as Ginny joined Lavender at Parvati's side nodding along with her at these familiar signs. Ginny stopped nodding abruptly and shot a death glare at her.
'Not even with Ron?' she asked innocently with an evil grin spreading on her face, enjoying the effect her words her words had on her friend. Hermione paled but soon recovered and breathed in large gulps of air. She began feeling relief of the uncovering of her secret, but felt agitated all the same that she was so easily read. She shot Ginny a death glare, very similar to the one she received earlier. Suddenly she snapped.
'Oh, ok fine I admit it! Yes, I have been in love and still am as a matter a fact. And yes Gin, with Ron!' she exclaimed. Whatever reaction she expected this was not it. Lavender and Parvati looked at each other and grinned before collapsing on the floor laughing while Ginny gave her a sympathetic smile.
'What was that about' Ginny asked them after they regained control over themselves
'Oh, nothing' Lavender answered still giggling
'It's that we already knew. Most people did.' Parvati continued as she began giggling again.
'You knew?' she asked slowly, unsure she heard correctly 'everyone knew?' she added equally slow, blushing scarlet
'Yep, everyone' Lavender said nodding
'Everyone except apparently Ron' Parvati added thoughtfully
'Great' Hermione voiced thrusting her hands in the air dropping on her own bed.
'Yep, another insensitive, oblivious, gorgeous git' Lavender said flopping down next to her
'Yea, only this one's mine' Hermione said silently and covered her face with a pillow as she realized what she had said
'Oh, how cute' Parvati said smiling down at her
'Yea, but it still doesn't solve the problem that we are all facing Pav' Lavender mumbled 'now we're dealing with four oblivious gits!' she added
'What we need is a plan' Hermione announced with a sly grin spreading across her face. Both Lavender and Parvati followed suit
' Which I presume you have, Mione dear?' Ginny asked, a similar smile forming on her own lips
'Of-course I do' she answered in a matter-of-fact tone, pausing dramatically for a few seconds she continued 'The master plan of seduction'. She paused again to observe the other girls' reactions. When their smiles widened she went on adding 'But we only have a month to accomplish it, so if you want we could just drop it now' although she already knew the answer
'I'm in' Ginny replied quickly
'Me too' Lavender said
'Me three' Parvati said excitedly
'You're all sure about this?' Hermione asked one last time
'Hell yea!!!' the three girls exclaimed in unison
A/N: you like? R&R plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz love you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 1: Girl Talk
Ginny and Hermione were in deep conversation, in the 7th year dormitories, about some certain young Griffindor men that had caught their eyes, a few years back, when suddenly Lavender and Parvati burst through the door looking very annoyed. Soon the two girls found out why.
'Ugh! He is such a git. An oblivious git!' Lavender exclaimed
'So is Seamus.. I mean the only we didn't do was throw ourselves at them or stripped and they STILL didn't get the hint' Parvati interjected
'You two talking about Seamus and Dean' Ginny asked innocently trying to hold back giggles, but failing miserably.
'Of course we are. Who else would we be talking about? Can you name any other insensitive, oblivious, gorgeous gits?' Lavender sighed off-handedly, waving her hands around and flopping on her bed
'I can name a few, yea' answered Ginny; her mind drifting to her own insensitive, oblivious, gorgeous, emerald eyed git smiling dreamily.
'Oh yea.. Sorry Gin' Lavender whispered slowly looking at her; then turned her attention to her hands
'Why don't you just forget about them?' Hermione asked, speaking for the first time. Lavender's, Parvati's and Ginny's heads snapped in the direction of Hermione as if she had just said she would never pick up another book in her life.
'Forget about them?' Parvati asked after a few seconds of silence 'Are you crazy? We can't do that Mione. We're in love with them' she added as Lavender got up and stood next to her and nodded in agreement.
'Your point?' Hermione asked unemotionally 'Get over it' she added casually
'You must be kidding right? Mione it's not that easy. You can't just get over it. It's not that simple. Have you never been in love before Mione?' Lavender shot back exasperatedly
'Nope. Thank you very much' she lied quickly
'So, you've never ever had someone steal your heart away and you never spent sleepless nights wishing that they would feel the same or trying to find a way to make them understand how you feel?' Lavender asked and as she saw Hermione shake her head furiously she continued 'Said lies so they notice you? Got tongue tied in front of them? Or even felt overwhelmed by your love for them that you almost cried?' she finished; her voice trailing off.
'Positively not' she answered back as Ginny joined Lavender at Parvati's side nodding along with her at these familiar signs. Ginny stopped nodding abruptly and shot a death glare at her.
'Not even with Ron?' she asked innocently with an evil grin spreading on her face, enjoying the effect her words her words had on her friend. Hermione paled but soon recovered and breathed in large gulps of air. She began feeling relief of the uncovering of her secret, but felt agitated all the same that she was so easily read. She shot Ginny a death glare, very similar to the one she received earlier. Suddenly she snapped.
'Oh, ok fine I admit it! Yes, I have been in love and still am as a matter a fact. And yes Gin, with Ron!' she exclaimed. Whatever reaction she expected this was not it. Lavender and Parvati looked at each other and grinned before collapsing on the floor laughing while Ginny gave her a sympathetic smile.
'What was that about' Ginny asked them after they regained control over themselves
'Oh, nothing' Lavender answered still giggling
'It's that we already knew. Most people did.' Parvati continued as she began giggling again.
'You knew?' she asked slowly, unsure she heard correctly 'everyone knew?' she added equally slow, blushing scarlet
'Yep, everyone' Lavender said nodding
'Everyone except apparently Ron' Parvati added thoughtfully
'Great' Hermione voiced thrusting her hands in the air dropping on her own bed.
'Yep, another insensitive, oblivious, gorgeous git' Lavender said flopping down next to her
'Yea, only this one's mine' Hermione said silently and covered her face with a pillow as she realized what she had said
'Oh, how cute' Parvati said smiling down at her
'Yea, but it still doesn't solve the problem that we are all facing Pav' Lavender mumbled 'now we're dealing with four oblivious gits!' she added
'What we need is a plan' Hermione announced with a sly grin spreading across her face. Both Lavender and Parvati followed suit
' Which I presume you have, Mione dear?' Ginny asked, a similar smile forming on her own lips
'Of-course I do' she answered in a matter-of-fact tone, pausing dramatically for a few seconds she continued 'The master plan of seduction'. She paused again to observe the other girls' reactions. When their smiles widened she went on adding 'But we only have a month to accomplish it, so if you want we could just drop it now' although she already knew the answer
'I'm in' Ginny replied quickly
'Me too' Lavender said
'Me three' Parvati said excitedly
'You're all sure about this?' Hermione asked one last time
'Hell yea!!!' the three girls exclaimed in unison
A/N: you like? R&R plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz love you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!