HELLO! this is my very very veeerry FIRST ONE-SHOT lol sorry! i had it stuck in my head! well...goodluck reading this sucky story ;(
DISCLAMER-i dont own naruto ;(
Kakashi was sitting in the middle of the training ground watching as team seven ran laps, while he reads his Icha-Icha Paradise book.
After the team finished Naruto ran up in-front of Kakashi jumping up and down, "kakashI-sensei, are we going ta learn a cool justu now, huh? Huh? Huh?", Kakashi glances at his student and froze.
Naruto had his shirt off and his chest was glistening with sweat. `oh dear kami`- kakashi thought. Kakashi's eyes continue to roam his body. 'Whats wrog kakashi-sensei?, do i have something on my chest?" "U-uh no Naruto...umm...", kakshi said.
Naruto looks oddly at is sensei. Kakashi couldnt take it any more and jumped Naruto. "Sensei, get off!"" Ohhhhh no my little naru-chan, you stay right here" Naruto gulped and went to scream but it was muffled by somthing...Kakashi was kissing him... Naruto froze.
He then started to struggle but was kept still by Kakashi holding him down. ut they both forgot something...
Sakura and sasuke stared wide-eyed at their sensei and remembered them and stared at them asking for help.
Kakashi just kept kissing. Finaly sasuke got over his shock and screamed "WHAT THE F**!?" Kakashi froze and slowly got up.
That was enough for Naruto though because he scrambled back quickly. He then got up and ran. Sakura and Sasuke not far behind.
And all throughout the village you could here "OH MY **ING GOD, MY **ING SENSEI JUSt MOLESTED MY MOUTH!"AAAAAAhHHHHHHH HELP HELP PEdOPHILE-SEnSEI MOLESTED MEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Then a very angry Sarutobi stormed throughout the village looking for a certain one eyed man.
And soon screams where heard throughout the village. And that was the last time anyone has ever heard or seen the Cophy-cat Shinobi.
The end!
LOL` please review if you liked it or not...also im sorry about the grammer and the way i wrote it...sorry! I`ll be looking forwards to your reaction XD