johndave ((we doing it for the vine))

by

twincatastrophe and heinous-anus-chan

dav was going 2 johns house when he realized something important…. "holy shit" dave whispered, his eyes going wide beneath his radical shades. "... im gay .gay for john."

dave just shrugged and walked the rest of the distance to johns house. he knock on door.

John was listening to One Direction's new CD's Midnight Memories. He heard the knock on his door and turned off the music. He opened his his door to see Dave! "hey dave!" he said with a cheery smile.

"hey dude" dave didnt smile back because he was 2cool4u. he stared at john for a long while and his palms started to get sweaty. his knees were weak. arms spaghetti.

"are you okay?" he asked moving aside for Dave to come in. He looked at Dave's rippling spaghetti arms. he welcomed dave into his house and changed the music to some kind of smooth jazz.

dave still didnt smile. too cool. he sat down on johns bed and stared at the wall for like 3 minutes b4 turning to look at john finally. "so hows it goin" he says coolly, light reflecting off his rad shades even tho the room was p dark. he was just that cool.

"dave why don't you ever take of ur shades. i bet u have hawt animu eyes. i mean like cool eyes, not hot bc i'm not a homosecual." He said as the song 'grind on me' came on. "

dave started to look rly uncomfortable. "u-um…." he stuttered nervously. "sorry dude. i dont EVER take off my shades. i get herpes on my eyes if i do"

"oh." john said sadly as the song 'my neck my back' came on. john looked at dave at began to sing him the song. "All you ladies pop your pussy like this Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss

All you ladies pop your pussy like this Shake your body, don't stop, don't missJust do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now

Lick it good suck this pussy, just like you should Right now, Lick it good suck this pussy just like you should

My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack" It's true that John was a prankster but this was such a good song!

dave gaped at john and began to get REALLY sweaty. his cool was breaking. this was it. his final moments as a cool kid. john was just too sexy when he sang that glorious song. "j-joOHN" dave started shaking on the spot.

"d-david. daijoubou?" he asked in his fluent japanese. bc he was so cool like that. well not as cool as dave. but u know. he was like 666% cool and dave was like over 9000% cool hmu. John looked into Dave's shades to see if he was kay.

"JOHn" dave said in a serious tone, grabbing johns shoulders and looking deep into his kawaii azure eyes.. "i-i must confess something.." fuck he was starting to get sweaty again. so sweaty he could probably outsweat equius. "i-i…." he looked away, his cool dropping to 0%

"i love you.."

end of chapter 1… follow for more grunge