Summary: Three unicorn buddies named Danny, Jake, and Randy were playing with a ball.
Genre: Parody/Humor
Notice: Everyone is a unicorn, and none of them have any powers (yet). This is a crackfic.
Once upon a time, in a magical land called Unicornland, there were three unicorn buddies playing with a ball. They were named Randy, Jake, and Danny. Jake kicked the ball too hard so it landed on old man Dinkleburg. The cranky old hag was so cranky that day, he ate the ball and died of indigestion.
"Aww man! There goes our ball." Said Jake. He got disappointed stares from Danny and Randy.
"Don't worry! I'll clean cut it out with my MAD NINJA SKILLS!" so Randy fell on his face and splattered the old man's guts everywhere. Danny was so grossed out he threw up all of his digested fluids and some ectoplasm that had gotten into his system because his wackjob parents were ghost hunters. Then his barf glowed radioactive green, and an ectoplasmic entity came out of it.
"That was so gross! You just barfed me out." The ghost said. It was then that two unicorn buddies learned that Danny was eating ghosts when no one was looking. He was so ashamed, he shamefully sat in the corner of shame to think about his shame-filled life. It was shameful.
After many weeks of wallowing in shameful shame-y shame, Danny got off his (shameful) unicorn butt and ran a (shame-y) marathon. He (shamefully) got first place and (shamefully) won a trip to the ghost zone. He (very shamefully) invited his buddies to come with him, and they went into the ghostly dimension. Because of Danny's (shameful) digestion of ectoplasm, he soon became (a shameful) half-ghost. He (shamefully) over reacted and thought he died, so he left (shamefully). Then a ghost dragon came and cursed Jake and he turned into a dragon. He was ashamed so he flew away. Then the ghost of the first ninja came over to Randy and gave him a radical ninja training book. He trained and trained, and soon he had the rad ninja skills he always wanted. After they got over all their things, they went home and decided to become superheroes.
They beat up lots of bad guys, and after a while they decided it was time to tell their parents. Randy went home and played Grave Puncher because he didn't have parents, Danny told his wackjobs he was infused with ectoplasm, and Jake told his parents he was a dragon. The results:
-Randy beat the universal high score of Grave Puncher and splattered some brain guts of the Big Bearded Face's son
-Danny's parents hugged him to death and told him that they loved him even though he was half dead (now fully dead… and ashamed of it)
-Jake's parents sent him to an asylum because they thought he was crazy
THE END.
I first made this story on google translate, just so I could hear the lady read it. Then I typed it out in word. And if you're reading this, I also uploaded it. I hope you enjoyed it!
Disclaimer: I do not own Danny Phantom, Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja, or American Dragon: Jake Long. I also do not own the Big Bearded Face from Regular Show.