"Matt, you have a problem-"
Bleep plionk boop
"-and as your friend, I wanna help you out in your tough time-"
Schlink crash boom
"-...and I want to have hot, steamy sex with you and mother our twenty children."
De de de doooooooop
"WHAT THE HELL, I TOTALLY KILLED HIS ASS!"
"MATT, LET'S GET MARRIED!"
"Son of a-[Name]? Get out of the way, I can't see my game!"
"..."
"...?"
"Matt you need help. Like, bad."