Finn and Jake were walking along a street when they saw a bagel aim a butterfly gun at a doughnut person.
"Give up the fight, thief, or I'll kill you and TAKE YOUR CHILDREN AS MY OWN!" said Jake.
The thief dropped the butterfly gun. Finn kicked his face and the doughnut person ran off.
"Man, I wonder what he even wanted to steal," said Finn. "The candy people don't really have any worth stealing,"
"Maybe these engagement rings," said Jake, holding up a bag of engagement rings.
"The flip man! Why did you take those? We got to give them back!" screamed Finn.
"Oh." stated Jake.
Finn grabbed the bag and headed towards the running doughnut. His feet were as fast as a chicken with butter on it's feet running across ice. Jake followed him, with his legs as stretchy as Silly Putty that hasn't dried up in the sun yet. A gumball machine started playing the cello, with the strings dripping like chocolate, as the notes were as rich as dark chocolate. It was not fitting for a chase.
They reached the doughnut man, but the rings spilled out because Finn tripped. After getting up, he could see that a large crowd of Princesses were bending down and picking them up.
A 23 year old Finn realized that the doughnut man was gone. The princesses tried on the rings, gazing at their fingers like it was a shiny gem. Because it was. On their finger.
"Well flip, Finn." said Jake.