Serena sat on the front steps of a building in Luminose city eatting a croissant when her holo caster rang.

Serena took out the device and answered it. The holographic image of Professor Sycamore appeared from it, a nervous expression on his face.

"Professor?" Asked Serena. "Whats wrong?"

"Could you come to the lab Serena..." Said Sycamore "We need to talk."

Serena shrugged.

"Uh sure."

She switched the holo caster off and finished her Croissant before getting up to leave.

Serena stepped into the Professor's office. Sycamore sat at his desk and looked at Serena nervously.

"Look Serena, I'll be blunt with you..."

The professor got up from his desk and slowly walked towards Serena.

"Ive developed... Feelings for you." Said Sycamore.

Serena's face changed to a look of shock.

"I-I know theres an age difference between us, but I just cant help myself... I love you."

Sycamore smiled warmly at her.

"Are you freaking crazy." Said Serena bluntly.

Sycamore's eyes widened in surprise.

"W-What?"

Serena took a step back.

"I'm 13, your like... Early thirties? It can never happen. And even if it could, I want to be with someone my own age." Explained Serena.

Sycamore blushed a bright red.

"Oh... y-you wont mention this to the police, will you?"

Serena smiled warmly at Sycamore.

Serena stood outside the lab as the police Dragged Sycamore into an armored car.

"I SWEAR SHE SAID SHE WAS 18!" Shouted Sycamore.

The cops threw Sycamore into the car and watched it drive off towards the Kalos maximum security prison.

"Freaking pedophile." Muttered Serena.

She adjusted her hat and began walking away from the lab.

"Besides, I like Calem better." Thought Serena.

Unbeknownst to Serena, she was being watched from a dark alley by a mysterious figure.

"Oh just you wait Sere..." Muttered the figure. "I'll get you out of the way... And then Calem will be all mine! MUAHAHAHA!"

The figure was interrupted by the ringing of its holo caster. It answered the holo caster as the image of Professor Sycamore appeared on it, looking very depressed."

"Hey Shauna, could you bail me out of jail?"

WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! SERENA X SYCAMORE IS PEDOPHELIA!