Mac and Blue were pissed. Cheese was at it again, sticking his little cancerous penis in the cereal boxes and claiming that it was a prize. One morning, Mac opened up a brand new box of Fruity Pebbles and what did he know, a pale spaghetti noodle popped right out with Cheese's hairy ass hole staring Mac right in the face. "Damn it Cheese!" Mac yelled in an outrage. "I'm sick of you sticking your tiny fucking penis inside all the damn cereal boxes!" Cheese just sat there with a voluptuous grin on his plump pudding cup of a head. Mac was fed up and devised a plan with the help of Blue. "He can't stick his dick in the cereal if he doesn't have one." The two boys chuckled at the thought of a dickless Cheese. They decided that Mac would tackle cheese, and Blue would have a pair of sheers to clip Cheese's little yellow bendy straw right off his klatch. So they went to work. Following Cheese around the house, they finally cornered him in the kitchen pantry. Mac grabbed Cheese and put him a half nelson, leaving Blue the perfect opportunity to snip off his cream colored dinker. Opening the sheers wide, Blue lined up the blade directly under Cheese's shaft. Cheese just had a stupid smile with his tongue flopping out, not recognizing that he was in danger. With a swift push, Blue closed the sheers, cutting Cheese's cheese stick right off! "YEEEE, CEREAL!" Cheese moaned in pain, as he watched his little vanilla twizzler frolic around on the dirty kitchen floor, blood and urine squirting everywhere. It rolled right into a cereal box and just then the boys heard the door creak. "Oh shit! It's Frankie! Hide!" Blue and Mac, still holding Cheese, kept hidden in the pantry. Frankie strolled in, topless. "Yowza!" Mac whispered. "I love those pointy little nipples!" "Lemme see! Scoot over, Mac!" Blue impatiently whispered, wanting to get a look at Frankie's perky little titties. While the two boys sat there staring at her breasts through a hole in the pantry door, they lost interest in Cheese's now convulsing body. The blood loss from his groin, made his body violently squirm around, causing noise in the pantry. Frankie nervously walked over to the pantry, scared and intrigued. She opened the door, and seeing nothing she just grabbed a box of her favorite cereal, Frosted Flakes. Luckily the boys were small enough to keep hidden behind some cans of peas so she didn't find them. After she closed the door, the boys went back to staring at her sharp shaped bobble-danggers. She poured a bowl of cereal and out came the severed penis, still oozing with blood and excrement. She didn't notice, however, because she was stupid as fuck, and took a big bite of the cereal, eating the wiener and all. After a few more bites, she finished the bowl and left the kitchen. Blue and Mac were shocked. They had never seen such an amazing feat in their small insignificant lives. They left the kitchen speechless and vowed never to speak of "Consumption of the Cock" ever again. Cheese's dying body remained in the pantry until Wilt discovered it. Like the nice man he is, he buried it next to Coco's body. She had died years back from a brain hemorrhage. Stupid Bird.