Playing with the buttons on her dress, he looked at her.
"I told you I'd give you a tour of the TARDIS, but how's about a tour of my suspenders?" He then looked at her in the most sexual way possible.
"Doctor! How could you even think such a thing? I can't even begin to say where that is totall-" She then looked deep into his eyes and before she knew it, her hand was stroking his handsome, rugged, face. "I-I don't know what I'm doing... bu-"
"Sshh. Don't speak any longer. I have a big surprise waiting for you." He then led her to a bedroom, covered in soft silk from the Silkworm Nebula.
"Oh! It's so... silky..." Amy murmured.
"I know something that's silkier." smooth-talked the Doctor. He then took off his bowtie gingerly dropping it onto the floor. Amy then stepped closer to him, closer then they had ever been and placed her hands on his shoulders delicately putting one leg between his muscular wonders and pushing her thigh near his already-protruding, throbbing membrane.
Ahahaha I wrote this at like 12 am It's so bad I know xD