[Fill]
Title: Connect the Dots
Characters: Artemis, Dick, Wally
Necessary Warnings: crude humor mild language and sexual innuendo
So I had so much fun writing this because the three of them together so cute. This was a fill on the yj anon meme anon wanted Wally sleeping and Dick and Arty playing connect the dots with his freckles. So enjoy what has officially become my yj OT3 and feedback would be awesome!
Wally has a tendency to run himself ragged to push himself past his limits which usually led to him crashing on the nearest soft, and sometimes not even that, surface and sleeping. He overestimates himself a lot the speed force could only help him do so much. Artemis and Dick both know this, they know Wally how he gets sometimes when he's feeling particularly determined. And they could be understanding about the whole situation they could be considerate and mature after all Wally was their boyfriend. Or they could get some sharpies and start paying connect the dots on his face...yeah they liked that idea better.
Their both giggling (and they would swear they weren't until they were blue in the face but that doesn't change the facts) like they were in elementary school by the time they were done. They lean back a moment to take a look at their handy work and find themselves in hysterics.
"Really Arty are you serious?" Dick manages to force out in between his laughter and gasps for breath. She had drawn a rather accurate picture of Wally's dick across the sleeping boy's left cheek the weirdest part about that was oddly enough she was able to connect the dots into that shape. Dick's not sure if Artemis is talented or if that's just what Wally's freckles really depict,
"It's a lot better then yours I mean what's that supposed to be anyway?" She asks a small confused frown because she's not trying to be mean she's genuinely trying to figure it out.
"It's a smiley face." Dick whines, he was really trying and he may not have been as artistically talented as Artemis but it still looked okay to him.
"Really?" she sounded genuinely surprised to, Dick's pout deepens "It looks like my boot." a shrug flippant and dismissive Dick rolls his eyes and mutters a soft and deeply annoyed 'Whatever'. "Oh stop pouting." she says like it's a big grievance for her but she finds these moments when Dick was feeling childish rather endearing.
She presses a kiss to the corner of his mouth when he doesn't say anything and Dick knows better then to tease her for it. Because Artemis was rarely sweet like this and honestly Dick's not exactly the cuddle type (that's more Wally) but still it's nice sometimes. So he sighs and kisses back slow and sweet and lazy.
Wally picks then to slowly stir awake eyes staring blearily up at them kissing through half lidded eyes, it's a nice sight to wake up too it makes him smile. "Morning," he mumbles voice still thick with sleep but they don't stop and he pouts. "Hey, I'm here too y'know!" he whines loud and indignant they both pull away smirking. And Wally only really likes when they do that if it's a prelude to wild sex instead of this teasing look their giving him because it feels more like they're staring at his face then really looking at him.
But Wally forgets all about that when Dick is slowly leaning toward him like they're about to kiss and he's getting maybe a little excited except instead of soft lips against his own he gets a flick on the nose. "Hey," he complains returning the favor which leads to some weird war or competition is more like it where they're both flicking and poking each other.
"Tch idiots." Artemis mumbles with a roll of her eyes but she says it affectionately because she did say 'idiots' but she really meant 'My idiots'
