Once again I post up another song parody! This time of Baby Got Back! I
wrote this for my friend Leanne, who reacted to it very nicely. Introducing
Lunatel, or just Luna.
Luna: (Girl with silver hair pops out) Hi!
Jade: Hey, get back in there. (Pushes her really hard)
Luna: Aaaaahhhh!! :bomp: (falls in a pile on the floor)
Jade: (laughs nervously) On with the parody!
I dedicate this parody to my friends Racheal, Leanne, and my sister Liz.
Jade: I want Kaiba. I want Kaiba
Ruka: Jade, shut up!
Jade: See that guy he looks so fine (gets up and shakes butt in circles)
Kiyoko: (joining in) I want Zell. I want Zell.
Ruka: (grabs some duck tape and tapes their mouths shut) Thank god
Luna: (comes in and smiles at the gagged Kiyoko and Jade) singing about your boy toys again?
(Jade and Kiyoko jumps up and starts humming)
Ruka: dear God no! (drops face in hands)
Luna: hey that's inspiring me for a song
Ruka: (yanks head up) Luna, what do you mean?
Luna: (smiles evilly) Oh you'll see.
[music starts]
Luna:
Oh my gosh, Ruka, look it's him
He is so fine
He looks like one of those models on the runway
Who couldn't love that hot guy
Those other girls only look at him because he looks so hot
I mean his butt
It's just so cute
I can't believe it's so plump
It's just so tempting
I want to grab it so badly
Everything else looks great too
I like Ryou Bakura and I cannot lie
You other lovers can't deny
When he walks onto the scene with his millennium ring
And that plump thing in your face
You just scream (aaaahhh!)
Wanna meet him out front
Cuz you finally realize he just rocks
In those deep blue jeans he's wearing
You're hooked and you can't stop staring
Oh, baby ya wanna get with him
And take his cloths off
My sisters will try to warn ya
But that style he has it's just
So damn cool
Ooh, touchin' all that smooth skin
You say you got his number (ooo)
Well use it, use it cuz I'm gonna beat ya for it
I've seen him duelin'
The hell with that Kaiba (Jade: Hey!)
He sweet, neat, got it goin' on like a big world champ
I'm tired of the newspaper
Saying Yugi is the king
Take the average Luna and ask her that
She gonna beat ya back, so
Ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
Has your boyfriend got the style (hell nah)
Well lose him, lose him, lose him, lose him, lose that worthless boy
Bakura got back
(Luna with Ryou Bakura)
I like the Yami over the other
And when I'm watchin him
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like my animal (meow)
Now here's my plans
I wanna get him home
And meow, double meow, MEOW!
I ain't talkin' bout fakin'
Cuz that was made for goodie Bakura
I want him real bad and evil
So give me that juicy double
Bakura's in big trouble
For tryin' to burst my bubble
So I'm lookin' at dueling videos
Watchin' these duelist actin' like jerks
You can have them losers
I'll keep my Bakura in a caged room
A word to the thick skulled sistas
Touch him and I'll get ya
I won't scratch ya just beat ya
But I won't let anyone touch my personal thing
Not until the end of time
Baby, I got you all alone
A lot of haters won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to kill him and beat him
But I'd rather keep him and play
Cuz I'm tough and I'm strong
And I'm down for getting it on
So fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
If you wanna roll with me (yeah)
Then get the style
Let it out
Even haters got to shout
Bakura got back
(Luna and Ryou Bakura)
Yeah baby
When it comes to stealin
Theives ain't got nothin on my Bakura
Millennium things
Only if it's for him
So your boyfriend dresses like Honda
Makin' stickers for Bridgett Fonda
But Fonda ain't stylin like me with her Honda
My baby don't want you unless you've got my style
You can do style stalking, but please don't interrupt us
Some Lovers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the style has to go
So they toss him and leave him
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So they say you're evil
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your evilness is cool and your power is kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout changin'
To the evil side with my man
You lost it Miss Thang
Listen to my sistas and you'll live
Shadi and Yami Yugi missed him
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz I got him instead of his number
They had his number but choose to lose it
And pulled up too late to get with him
So ladies if you feel sad
And you still want a man
Dial 1-900-get-aman and make some nasty thoughts
Bakura got back
Luna: (Girl with silver hair pops out) Hi!
Jade: Hey, get back in there. (Pushes her really hard)
Luna: Aaaaahhhh!! :bomp: (falls in a pile on the floor)
Jade: (laughs nervously) On with the parody!
I dedicate this parody to my friends Racheal, Leanne, and my sister Liz.
Jade: I want Kaiba. I want Kaiba
Ruka: Jade, shut up!
Jade: See that guy he looks so fine (gets up and shakes butt in circles)
Kiyoko: (joining in) I want Zell. I want Zell.
Ruka: (grabs some duck tape and tapes their mouths shut) Thank god
Luna: (comes in and smiles at the gagged Kiyoko and Jade) singing about your boy toys again?
(Jade and Kiyoko jumps up and starts humming)
Ruka: dear God no! (drops face in hands)
Luna: hey that's inspiring me for a song
Ruka: (yanks head up) Luna, what do you mean?
Luna: (smiles evilly) Oh you'll see.
[music starts]
Luna:
Oh my gosh, Ruka, look it's him
He is so fine
He looks like one of those models on the runway
Who couldn't love that hot guy
Those other girls only look at him because he looks so hot
I mean his butt
It's just so cute
I can't believe it's so plump
It's just so tempting
I want to grab it so badly
Everything else looks great too
I like Ryou Bakura and I cannot lie
You other lovers can't deny
When he walks onto the scene with his millennium ring
And that plump thing in your face
You just scream (aaaahhh!)
Wanna meet him out front
Cuz you finally realize he just rocks
In those deep blue jeans he's wearing
You're hooked and you can't stop staring
Oh, baby ya wanna get with him
And take his cloths off
My sisters will try to warn ya
But that style he has it's just
So damn cool
Ooh, touchin' all that smooth skin
You say you got his number (ooo)
Well use it, use it cuz I'm gonna beat ya for it
I've seen him duelin'
The hell with that Kaiba (Jade: Hey!)
He sweet, neat, got it goin' on like a big world champ
I'm tired of the newspaper
Saying Yugi is the king
Take the average Luna and ask her that
She gonna beat ya back, so
Ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
Has your boyfriend got the style (hell nah)
Well lose him, lose him, lose him, lose him, lose that worthless boy
Bakura got back
(Luna with Ryou Bakura)
I like the Yami over the other
And when I'm watchin him
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like my animal (meow)
Now here's my plans
I wanna get him home
And meow, double meow, MEOW!
I ain't talkin' bout fakin'
Cuz that was made for goodie Bakura
I want him real bad and evil
So give me that juicy double
Bakura's in big trouble
For tryin' to burst my bubble
So I'm lookin' at dueling videos
Watchin' these duelist actin' like jerks
You can have them losers
I'll keep my Bakura in a caged room
A word to the thick skulled sistas
Touch him and I'll get ya
I won't scratch ya just beat ya
But I won't let anyone touch my personal thing
Not until the end of time
Baby, I got you all alone
A lot of haters won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to kill him and beat him
But I'd rather keep him and play
Cuz I'm tough and I'm strong
And I'm down for getting it on
So fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
If you wanna roll with me (yeah)
Then get the style
Let it out
Even haters got to shout
Bakura got back
(Luna and Ryou Bakura)
Yeah baby
When it comes to stealin
Theives ain't got nothin on my Bakura
Millennium things
Only if it's for him
So your boyfriend dresses like Honda
Makin' stickers for Bridgett Fonda
But Fonda ain't stylin like me with her Honda
My baby don't want you unless you've got my style
You can do style stalking, but please don't interrupt us
Some Lovers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the style has to go
So they toss him and leave him
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So they say you're evil
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your evilness is cool and your power is kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout changin'
To the evil side with my man
You lost it Miss Thang
Listen to my sistas and you'll live
Shadi and Yami Yugi missed him
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz I got him instead of his number
They had his number but choose to lose it
And pulled up too late to get with him
So ladies if you feel sad
And you still want a man
Dial 1-900-get-aman and make some nasty thoughts
Bakura got back