I love crack fics? what can i say. the prompt was: Crack!Prompt: Prank War in the Legion Camp
"She's here my Lord, Courier Six has arrived."
Sitting up in his chair, trying to look regal, Caesar swept his hand and said, "Tell her to enter."
"I'm afraid she's rather shy my lord, just give me a minute," The guard said as he dodged out of the tent suddenly. Caesar raised an eyebrow at the odd behavior.
Wiggling occurred at the tent flap, a loud voice was heard, and thrust into the room was Anthony, wearing a pink dress with lipstick smearing his face. The guard walked in behind Anthony, pushing the Master of the Hounds forward uncomfortably, forcing snickers from the men stationed behind Caesar.
"Lord Caesar," Anthony choked, looking at the man next to him nervously. "I have come here to tell you that I'm ready to shove both bear heads up the NCR's ass, but only if you tell me I'm a pretty girl."
"You're not," Caesar said, hiding a smile. "You're probably the ugliest woman I've ever seen. Couldn't you at least have done me the decency of shaving your legs? I think you might have some nice yams in those shoes, Anthony."
Giggles erupted from behind Caesar, the Praetorians were all in on this farce, one of them having started a prank war ages ago that pulled everyone into it, even there Emperor.
"Listen to you men, you'd think I'd recruited you from Goof Troop," Caesar complained.
Standing from his throne, the Emperor turned to face his rear guards, flashing Anthony and the guards in the front a black smiley face someone had drawn on his head with a marker. Everyone in the front of the tent started to laugh, causing Caesar to turn around and look at them with confusion.
"What is it now?" he asked.
"My Lord," Lucuius chuckled, "Someone drew a smiley face on the back of your head."
"I'm done with this," Caesar said, annoyed. "It's like living at summer camp with a bunch of little girls. Mark my words you'll all pay for this, one way or another."