Short drabble inspired by Sanji's Turf, by *pollypacet on DeviantART


It was a peaceful day on the Thousand Sunny. The sun was shining, the sea was sparkling, and for once, the large pirate ship was quiet. Robin smiled into the sunlight, the warm rays casting delicate shadow patterns on her face. Turning the page of her book, the archaeologist wondered how long this strange peace would last. She shrugged to herself, and leaned back into her deckchair, making the most of what certainly wouldn't last.

On the other side of the main deck, the resident swordsman napped against the wall next to the kitchen door, the captain curled in his lap. Both were snoring softly. Franky, who was passing the two, gave a small chuckle then continued on his way down to his workshop. Yep. All was still and quiet on the Sunny.

Robin watched as the cook lit another cigarette and stepped back from the railing where he had been admiring the sea. Turning around, he briskly set off towards the kitchen to prepare lunch. He, also, knew an opportunity when it arose, and with the captain asleep, he could work with no interruptions. He passed the two napping on the deck and disappeared into his working space.

The peaceful quiet lasted approximately two more seconds.

Zoro and Luffy's eyes (eye, in Zoro's case) snapped open in shock as an enraged roar echoed out from the kitchen. There was a small scuffling sound, then, to their surprise, the long nosed marksman dashed out, wearing nothing but... well, nothing, really.

He looked back and forth wildly, his unmistakable twitch that told everyone watching that he was searching for a hiding spot. Not a heartbeat later, he ran off to some secluded corner of the Sunny that only he and Franky (and perhaps Robin, she knew everything) knew of. Just as he disappeared, Sanji burst out, a fiery aura surrounding him. He also ran off, no doubt looking for Usopp.

Lastly, Nami burst out of the kitchen in nothing but a pair of panties, her arms successfully covering her ample cleavage. "Run, Usopp, run!" She screamed to the ship.

There was a pause.

A looooong pause.

"Sooo..." Nami looked sideways at the befuddled and slightly dazed couple outside the kitchen. "It seems the kitchen is Sanji's turf."

"Is that so?" Came Zoro's slightly amused response.

"We do it in there all the time." Luffy mused.

*~*Fin*~*


Run for your freakin' life, Usopp!

Hehe, woohoo for Nasopp and Zolu. /iamsuchanepicfail/ But! But, I didn't think of this idea! That credit goes to *pollypacet on DeviantART. Hehe, I just really liked her comic-thing and made a fanfiction of it. Here's the link to her work:

pollypacet . deviantart art/Sanji-s-Turf-308424591

Just get rid of the spaces. Well, thanks for reading this, and have a good... day... night... whatever.